Chris Woodrow
@knockonwoodrow.bsky.social
Be kind. Be brave. Be creative!
I made a t-shirt!
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I made a t-shirt!
The placement of this in my feed was hilarious:
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The placement of this in my feed was hilarious:
Me in the National Security Room Group Chat
March 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me in the National Security Room Group Chat
This tracks way more, to me at least. Nico has been smarter than this, over the past two years. Makes way more sense that the Adelsons were the push behind the scenes.
February 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This tracks way more, to me at least. Nico has been smarter than this, over the past two years. Makes way more sense that the Adelsons were the push behind the scenes.
Thanks! I hate it.
February 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Thanks! I hate it.
Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only
January 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Post your favourite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 AM
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 AM
You're comparing "we don't want to hear you" lists to...
*checks notes*
...grabbing people from their homes, yelling at them, and violently beating them?
*checks notes*
...grabbing people from their homes, yelling at them, and violently beating them?
November 16, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You're comparing "we don't want to hear you" lists to...
*checks notes*
...grabbing people from their homes, yelling at them, and violently beating them?
*checks notes*
...grabbing people from their homes, yelling at them, and violently beating them?
Took my daughter to a birthday party for two hours, and was pleasantly rewarded with some BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP.
Hope your Saturday is just as good!
Hope your Saturday is just as good!
November 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Took my daughter to a birthday party for two hours, and was pleasantly rewarded with some BACON-WRAPPED SHRIMP.
Hope your Saturday is just as good!
Hope your Saturday is just as good!
Here's the thing. I love looking at vistas.
I *also* love looking at craggy rock walls and imagine climbing up them! I'm happy in both seats!
I *also* love looking at craggy rock walls and imagine climbing up them! I'm happy in both seats!
October 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Here's the thing. I love looking at vistas.
I *also* love looking at craggy rock walls and imagine climbing up them! I'm happy in both seats!
I *also* love looking at craggy rock walls and imagine climbing up them! I'm happy in both seats!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and according to them, I was #608,919!
September 19, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and according to them, I was #608,919!
@fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy had an overhaul of their design this year...and they had the same idea! They improved it, even, by splitting out individual voting districts within NE and ME.
Will this be the design that ABC will be using on election night???
6/x
Will this be the design that ABC will be using on election night???
6/x
August 24, 2024 at 4:58 AM
@fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy had an overhaul of their design this year...and they had the same idea! They improved it, even, by splitting out individual voting districts within NE and ME.
Will this be the design that ABC will be using on election night???
6/x
Will this be the design that ABC will be using on election night???
6/x
A few weeks ago, I had a eureka moment: I realized that the BEST solution was to use the squares (arranged in the shape of each state), but layer them on top of a geographic map.
This way, you instinctively know where to look, but you can also instantly see the "value" of a state.
5/x
This way, you instinctively know where to look, but you can also instantly see the "value" of a state.
5/x
August 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
A few weeks ago, I had a eureka moment: I realized that the BEST solution was to use the squares (arranged in the shape of each state), but layer them on top of a geographic map.
This way, you instinctively know where to look, but you can also instantly see the "value" of a state.
5/x
This way, you instinctively know where to look, but you can also instantly see the "value" of a state.
5/x
Here was my best attempt at a 2024 cartogram model, using square shapes. If you look at it just right, you can recognize states...but it's not ideal.
Put another way: this is NOT something you would use for live television.
4/x
Put another way: this is NOT something you would use for live television.
4/x
August 24, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Here was my best attempt at a 2024 cartogram model, using square shapes. If you look at it just right, you can recognize states...but it's not ideal.
Put another way: this is NOT something you would use for live television.
4/x
Put another way: this is NOT something you would use for live television.
4/x
A "pure" electoral cartogram of the US is highly distorted. The upper-west gets shrunk, and the northeast balloons.
3/x
3/x
August 24, 2024 at 4:55 AM
A "pure" electoral cartogram of the US is highly distorted. The upper-west gets shrunk, and the northeast balloons.
3/x
3/x
SOMEBODY DID IT!
I've been trying to come up with a GOOD version of the Electoral College map, and I finally figured out a solution...and I just discovered that @fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy used the same method!
1/x
I've been trying to come up with a GOOD version of the Electoral College map, and I finally figured out a solution...and I just discovered that @fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy used the same method!
1/x
August 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
SOMEBODY DID IT!
I've been trying to come up with a GOOD version of the Electoral College map, and I finally figured out a solution...and I just discovered that @fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy used the same method!
1/x
I've been trying to come up with a GOOD version of the Electoral College map, and I finally figured out a solution...and I just discovered that @fivethirtyeight.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gy used the same method!
1/x
Out with the old, in with the new!
I got the backpack on the left over 20 years ago, and it finally started getting this weird residue in one of the sections. Since we were driving past an @llbean.bsky.social store in Cincinnati on our recent road trip, I stopped and shopped for a new one! #llbean
I got the backpack on the left over 20 years ago, and it finally started getting this weird residue in one of the sections. Since we were driving past an @llbean.bsky.social store in Cincinnati on our recent road trip, I stopped and shopped for a new one! #llbean
March 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Out with the old, in with the new!
I got the backpack on the left over 20 years ago, and it finally started getting this weird residue in one of the sections. Since we were driving past an @llbean.bsky.social store in Cincinnati on our recent road trip, I stopped and shopped for a new one! #llbean
I got the backpack on the left over 20 years ago, and it finally started getting this weird residue in one of the sections. Since we were driving past an @llbean.bsky.social store in Cincinnati on our recent road trip, I stopped and shopped for a new one! #llbean
I remember our AP teacher (kindly!) recommending that people read the Beginner's Bible, because it covered almost all of the main stories, and would help us catch the allusions. I was surprised at how much she was right!
March 22, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I remember our AP teacher (kindly!) recommending that people read the Beginner's Bible, because it covered almost all of the main stories, and would help us catch the allusions. I was surprised at how much she was right!