had a dream where beato and battler were on the game changer set and the former was trying to convince the latter to drink a vial of ambrosia, which would kill him instantly by burning him to death from the inside out.

using my god given right as a debased sonic fan to shill Haste this game fucking rules. what if the mach speed sections of 06 were a hype as hell aerial speedrunner roguelite that plays like how the Sonic CD opening animation watches.

had a dream where i was in Squid Game as hosted by Chris McLean from Total Drama Island and he floated around the games area in a cybertruck helicopter taunting us during red light green light.

pokemon romhacks are the most fucked up thing
youll be fighting a grimer made of sand called Sandmer and next thing you know the random npc you just locked eyes with has six moody baton pass smeargles

i hope some of the original artists put the blaseball cares merch up again somewhere. all those designs were so good and itd be a terrible shame if they were discontinued forever.

resident evil six is such a fun game and it makes me so sad that everyone wont play it because it sucks
it does suck, to be clear, but by god it is fun.

also i was so giddy when sherry showed up bc im a consummate resident evil dweeb

buddy, they don't even let ME ███ the keter-class objects

i hate how rain world vultures move. they just drag their body around like they're a corpse animated by a parasite.

i am literally always so sleepy. when am i going to get possessed by an eldritch god.