A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His bill can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week,
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.
Ogden Nash
His bill can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week,
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.
Ogden Nash
December 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His bill can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week,
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.
Ogden Nash
His bill can hold more than his belican.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week,
But I’m damned if I see how the helican.
Ogden Nash
It's facial hair! I was wondering what on earth was wrong with his face.
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It's facial hair! I was wondering what on earth was wrong with his face.
Although, I looked again and the survey only counts bachelor's or higher.
December 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Although, I looked again and the survey only counts bachelor's or higher.
To some extent that's a media narrative. Students can get an associate's degree from my college for under $6,000. That counts as college educated. Our bachelor's is around $12,000 total. There are expensive schools, but they're not the only option.
December 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
To some extent that's a media narrative. Students can get an associate's degree from my college for under $6,000. That counts as college educated. Our bachelor's is around $12,000 total. There are expensive schools, but they're not the only option.
We Don't Ear Our Classmates
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We Don't Ear Our Classmates
I would suggest pointing out the potential reputational risk of unsupervised marketing campaigns. The marketing department at my college would have my 'nads on a plate if I pulled that sort of stunt without their explicit vetting.
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I would suggest pointing out the potential reputational risk of unsupervised marketing campaigns. The marketing department at my college would have my 'nads on a plate if I pulled that sort of stunt without their explicit vetting.
Right you are. Apologies.
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Right you are. Apologies.
Common misconception. Either it's the Immaculate Conception and that's Elizabeth, or it's the Virgin Birth and it's Mary.
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Common misconception. Either it's the Immaculate Conception and that's Elizabeth, or it's the Virgin Birth and it's Mary.
I liked the version of that song in My Fair Lady better.
December 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I liked the version of that song in My Fair Lady better.
Bah-dum-dum-dum
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bah-dum-dum-dum
Agreed. Lord Randolph was not the heir. Winston's uncle, George owned them.
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Agreed. Lord Randolph was not the heir. Winston's uncle, George owned them.
Gen X is the forgotten generation? How about 1961 to 1964?
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Gen X is the forgotten generation? How about 1961 to 1964?
Ditto Louisa May Alcott.
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Ditto Louisa May Alcott.
And now I have a Roy Rogers song stuck in my head. Gee, thanks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
And now I have a Roy Rogers song stuck in my head. Gee, thanks.
You think my MAGA cousins know who Mamdani is? Phhhht.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You think my MAGA cousins know who Mamdani is? Phhhht.
I was definitely thinking this is not the way to get invited back to present at the Martha's Vineyard library.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I was definitely thinking this is not the way to get invited back to present at the Martha's Vineyard library.
I hear Neptune made her give birth to dolphins and other sea creatures including sea monsters. I could see being peeved.
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I hear Neptune made her give birth to dolphins and other sea creatures including sea monsters. I could see being peeved.
I would guess there was a font there.
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I would guess there was a font there.
The Phillipines was a signatory to the ICC from 2011 to 2019 when Duterte was criming. The US has never been a signatory.
November 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Phillipines was a signatory to the ICC from 2011 to 2019 when Duterte was criming. The US has never been a signatory.
Or Andrew Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Or Andrew Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg