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knitboi.bsky.social
@knitboi.bsky.social
College administrator with a bad attitude
Are you there Deep State?

It't me, Margaret.
October 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Dear King Charles -

If you happen to need a new Duke of York, I find myself available.

Yours,
Etc, etc, etc.

Knitboi
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Tom Clancy's The Diary of a Young Girl
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

Tom Clancy’s The Ethical Slut
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

Tom Clancy’s The Feminine Mystique
August 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet
August 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm not sure what I did to get so many, uhm, enormous lady's upper front parts in my feed, but I am not pleased.
August 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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August 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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We love on a very, very rural road, but the kids insisted on setting up a lemonade stand. I tried to set expectations that we really don't get a lot of traffic, hardly any neighbors, etc. They ended up selling like $15 of lemonade! At one point we had 3 cars parked in front of the house lol
July 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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I’m seeing many reposts of Donald Trump’s demented distraction from the Jeffrey Epstein mess about Rosie O’Donnell. What I’m not seeing is her sassy response. Here it is:
July 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'd love to go all Geordie at work and say, "Well, I don't know pet." But I suspect it would lead to a conversation with HR.
July 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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June 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So statesman. Much Wow.
June 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I just saw an old picture posted and thought, "Cute boys!"
"But they're too young for me."

"And too dead from old age."
June 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why do I have to pay so much more for products without added fragrance? I'm looking at you Dawn.
June 13, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Importance of Having Olives
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.

We'll Always Have Ketchup
Make an observation about your pantry that also sounds like the title of a novel.

All the Cookies
May 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
No reason he should satisfy human ideas of appropriate human-rabbit interactions.

This also goes for a lot of human-human interaction.
May 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What part of, "Do not twist on joining" do you not understand? An amateur mistake often made by experts. I'm sure you know, but you can rip back to the first two rows and fix the twist. Nobody (including you) will ever notice those two twisted strands at the join.
May 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Who on earth would ever have thought that Pam Bondi would be an exemplar for competence in a presidential administration.
May 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wonder how Leo's wife is adjusting to this.
May 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
AITA? Am I being petty that no one has thanked me for replacing a broken toilet seat that I don't ever use?
April 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Other invertebrates? Best not release any in Congress.
Spot-crowned Woodcreeper foraging for snacks. These birds hitch around tree trunks like woodpeckers, but instead of drilling holes, they pluck insects and other invertebrates from the surface of the tree. 🪶
San Gerardo de Dota, Costa Rica
April 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Too true!
What are you gonna do, deport us? We’ve been dealing with ICE for centuries.
April 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Whether or not Signal is secure is not the issue. It IS NOT LEGAL to use it for government communications!
March 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM