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Kninjaknitter 🎤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reading your lovely stories out loud
@kninjaknitter.bsky.social
I read pirate stories aloud and do the voices. Age 18x3+…some. 5’7”.
Spreadsheet of Our Flag Means Death podfics here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview
Yeah, the person does not have a body.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ahhhh! I was listening to this last night! It’s a really good low-angst high fluff AU!
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wow!!!! That is wonderful!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It was great fun to revisit them!
December 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I recommended this in the wrong thread! It might be perfect for what you are looking for …18 1/2 hours. Slow burn. Arranged marriage trope. Felt like an old fashioned romance novel! Lush!!!! By @mysterybees.bsky.social Canon era different meeting. on.soundcloud.com/ZXsVnfSfXKVD...
If You Were Mine to Keep by pamplemousse
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39152790/chapters/97954620 Cover Art by @zaletwisted (twitter)
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December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh! “If you were mine to keep” might be the perfect one for you! Canon era, different meeting, fake marriage trope, slow burn (10-11 chapters before the well deserved 🌶️) the podfic is 18 1/2 hours. By @mysterybees.bsky.social on.soundcloud.com/ZXsVnfSfXKVD...
If You Were Mine to Keep by pamplemousse
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39152790/chapters/97954620 Cover Art by @zaletwisted (twitter)
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December 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Also, do not look at things in your house with a black light…
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is a banger! Canon era different meeting, Ed joins the revenge as the accountant. By @shearwater-bird.bsky.social and ElapsedSpiral. on.soundcloud.com/ctBQrLJziogi...
Work Experience By Elapsedspiral and Shearwater
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45271565/chapters/113893013
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December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
And because I’m so wishy-washy, I’m actually going to pick up the two additional bits… having some trouble with extra noise and needed to relocate to record so sadly to e sound might be a little inconsistent with the rest of the series.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Can you pop it into the “help me find a fic” in the fic club discord?
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So now the dining room is clean! You win! Don’t look at my bedroom chair…. It has so many “worn but not dirty” clothes that you can’t tell that there even IS a chair under all that stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Champers?”
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I accidentally posted tomorrow’s installment early… I was editing the chapter on AO3 and got the “new chapter” notification about an hour later .oops….
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
🫂💕 no words.
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh! The one I saw was “Broadsword and the Beast” in 1982 and I still can feel the awe for Ian’s athletic showmanship!
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Manhattan Transfer
Jethro Tull
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Lord Huron
Mitski
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Thank you!
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Yes! I have to close and reopen the app. I thought it was something with my phone?
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ok! I happen to love green bean casserole but hate the canned soup ingredient. So I substitute this: make a roux with cream. Add sautéed thin sliced button mushrooms and onion. If I want to go even more shmancy, I make my own onion topping with roasted onions.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
When I watched it for the first time, I was like “”Wow, that cgi looks so good!” Then Stede’s hand passed between the camera and their faces…
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I try not to pay attention to AO3 statistics. Folks come and go. 🤷
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM