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Kninjaknitter 🎤🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reading your lovely stories out loud
@kninjaknitter.bsky.social
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I read pirate stories aloud and do the voices. Age 18x3+…some. 5’7”.
Spreadsheet of Our Flag Means Death podfics here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dBUd6JdqCNF41FV18BAc564udYERfS6DtTz2vt5CNMA/htmlview
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Still going when I woke up! Wish I could have just watched the sky all night. Stupid human meat sack having biological need for sleep!
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Aurora!!!!
Aurora sky over my house pinks and greens, amazing!!! Bright green aurora to the SOUTH visible to the naked eyes
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Wingman by @shearwater-bird.bsky.social was a live reading in the car with four podfic makers on the way to #TheWeeCon @happydaiz.bsky.social @fullofhope137.bsky.social
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Sorry! We will record and post this when we are back!
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Printing a big batch of Skeleton Mermaid masks for #WeeCon design by @citrussyndicate.bsky.social after the superspreader event at ECCC 23 Chicago
Kn95 masks with screen printed skeleton mermaids with red hearts, red blood drops and teal masks.
October 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Yeah, that tracks…
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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August 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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@thesearethekids.bsky.social inspired me to make a little wave form art. This is the last words you hear on a podfic “Thank you for listening”
Black cotton fabric with bright blue embroidered wave form. This is what “Thank you for listening” looks like.
August 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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#OFMDpodfic of “Built to Last” @cheersm3dears.bsky.social art by @ohtangerines.bsky.social soundscape by @happydaiz.bsky.social is now complete at 3h 45m! Building sandcastles as a metaphor for getting your life together. With beautiful art in EVERY CHAPTER! on.soundcloud.com/gaL3n5McMeDe...
Screenshot of the SoundCloud playlist of “built to last”which shows a unique art piece for every single chapter as well as for the main story title. Otangerines knocked it out of the park!
August 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Ed in a swimsuit, pink flip flop sandals and sparkly purple water wing floaties as drawn by Sailor’s Ruin for the reverse bang 2025 story “off the deep end” By serpent_and_dalhia
July 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Went a little shorter with the June haircut…
Person with short hair, nearly shaved on the sides and longer on the top.
June 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Or other old man games besides cribbage…
An ad supposedly from the Kenosha, Wisconsin library with an image of the triangular peg puzzle game they have at the Cracker Barrel restaurant… the text of the ad reads,”do you enjoy pegging? We are hosting our first pegging event next month at the west side library. Bring your partner and an open mind, and prepare to play. Participants must enter through the rear.” I almost believed it until the last sentence…
June 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Paper model banyan to show the basic assembly and collar thingy. Upside down apparently.
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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I’m getting too tired to do alt text…
May 31, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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#OFMDzineweek Wee John’s Sewing guides BANYAN
May 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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p7 shows a card with “pirate name” at the top and holes with the strings for body length, shirt length, chest, hip and wingspan.
May 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Pages 1-6
Title page: Wee John’s Sewing Guides Volume Two measuring without a measure tape p1 Don’t have a measureing tape? No problem. Don’t want to get hung up on numbers or size? This is for you p2 need a bit of twine or cotton string that has no stretch. And something to cut it with and some labels p3 Length shoulder to desired banyan hem (stick figure) shoulder to crotch for shirt (stick figure) p4 CHEST wrap around just below armpit at widest point (stick figure) HIP same, but your butt area (stick figure) p5 Wingspan for banyan wrist to wrist (stick figure with arms out) OR midline to wrist x2 (stick figure with one arm out and the other holding string at center chest) p6 arm length for shirt: measure outside of arm while bent (stick figure with bent arm)
May 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Sewing ‘zine: how to measure without a measuring tape. #OFMDzineweek
May 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Back page of sewing zine. Text states beginning crew can practice on scraps and gift them as hankies! Future volumes -basic shift -pirate shirt
May 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Back stitch -used as part of the “running back stitch” Use at stress points like armpit, neck line and shoulder seam- also for sails. Panel two is a sketch of the stitch in several views
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Page 3 and 4 of sewing zine text “running back stitch may break if the fabric gets stretched. So a “running back stitch”’is best for most seams” running back stitch creates a bit of “give” with a loop every few stitches
May 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Page 1 and 2 of sewing zine showing basting or tacking stitch and running stitch
May 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Zine title page : wee John’s sewing guides volume one stitches
May 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Sewing ‘zine anyone? Future installments- basic shift and pirate shirt. This is just basic stitches.
May 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Wee John’s sewing corner ‘zine ideas 1) Basic stitches, 2) Banyan, 3) basic shift and 4) pirate shirt… this is what happens when I’m traveling and can’t make podfics! I get *ideas*!
Ideas and doodles for a “wee John’s sewing corner” ‘zine series with basic stitches, a basic shift, a banyan and pirate shirt slightly roughed out.
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM