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Lorna The Flies
@knifeybitch.bsky.social
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24 | she | still doing what I want idk
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knifeybitch.bsky.social
I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!!
the blob from monsters vs aliens looking to the left, completely dumbfounded and perplexed. It's an emotion that's hard to put into words.
July 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹
Interior of a drawer displaying a variety of perfumes, body oils, deodorants, lip balms, lotions and other beauty products. Interior of a drawer displaying a variety of perfumes, body oils, deodorants, lip balms, lotions and other beauty products. Top-down view.
May 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT
two text messages, cropped for privacy, both of them marked "not sent"
May 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
This post came on my twitter feed, and ignoring everything else, the phrase "those fuckass Calvin Klein bras + panties" hit me so hard 😭😭😭 like oh shit it's not cool no more??? After I just got my pair?? Damnnnnnn LMAO
December 18, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 9:15 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
Every time an interracial couple came to spend a night at the plantation hotel I used to work at, I thought about this picture
A tweet from @BrainDumpTweets reads: "My new designated nsfw characters, Lefty Lucy and Mighty Righty. You can draw them fucking if you want. It's allowed." Attached are three drawings of an interracial couple, with Lefty Lucy being a black woman wearing a communism shirt and BLM headband, and Mighty Righty, a white guy wearing a blue lives matter shirt and a MAGA hat. They are seen walking side by side, embracing one another, and trying on each other's hats and headbands.
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
perfume for dogs... just give them a bath?
A golden display table for the Dolce & Gabbana fragrance "Fefé". The display has a photo of a well groomed brown poodle with a big red collar. The perfume bottle is a simple green square with a gold paw in the center. The display reads: "Alcohol-free fragrance mist for dogs. Made in Italy. Approved by vets. Enjoyed by dogs. Safety tested. Notes of ylang-ylang, musk, sandalwood."
December 6, 2024 at 6:16 AM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say, "I like pancakes" and somebody will say, "So you hate waffles?" No bitch. That's a whole new sentence. What the fuck is you talkin about.
November 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
Idk. I feel like if billboard is going to write these essays detailing what makes these women so iconic, they *should* talk about the uglier parts of their career and how they overcame that.
A tweet replying to popbase that reads: Billboard: Mentioned Taylor's Revenge Porn Mentioned Ariana's Manchester attack Mentioned Nicki's feuds Mentioned Rhianna's assault All in articles about these women's success #BillboardIsOverParty
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
bitch stole my good my pillow
Lucky, my black and white tuxedo cat, laying her whole big fat body on my nice thick silk pillow. Evil.
November 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
knifeybitch.bsky.social
A girl asked me to use a meme to describe my ideal date and I sent her this
A photo of a taco bell combo box and with text that reads: "This and some weed and roblox"
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM