Lorna The Flies
@knifeybitch.bsky.social
24 | she | still doing what I want idk
I'm getting to the point where I'm realizing that if I want something serious with anybody, I will have to raise my standards... but unfortunately having very low standards is really fun
August 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm getting to the point where I'm realizing that if I want something serious with anybody, I will have to raise my standards... but unfortunately having very low standards is really fun
Faye Webster might be the last white girl left without a high school racist phase
July 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Faye Webster might be the last white girl left without a high school racist phase
I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!!
July 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I missed the Clueless 30th anniversary screenings???!??!!!?!!!
Love the laundromat. 2 weeks of depression laundry done in one machine done in one day.
June 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Love the laundromat. 2 weeks of depression laundry done in one machine done in one day.
Feel like a box of wet tissues
June 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Feel like a box of wet tissues
The annual lesbian vs bisexual pride discourse is so fucking annoying like give it a rest when are y'all gonna go outside
June 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The annual lesbian vs bisexual pride discourse is so fucking annoying like give it a rest when are y'all gonna go outside
I'm a gay ass makeup artist and it's pride and I don't have any rainbow palettes. I feel like a FRAUD!
June 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I'm a gay ass makeup artist and it's pride and I don't have any rainbow palettes. I feel like a FRAUD!
My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹
May 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My fragrance/bodycare drawer is growing so big 🥹
I hate when the bathroom vibes are all off
May 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hate when the bathroom vibes are all off
"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT
May 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"why do you only text through discord" BC MY PHONE MESSAGES DO THIS SHIT
I need to take my tretinoin more regularly again but it's SUMMER ugh
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I need to take my tretinoin more regularly again but it's SUMMER ugh
You ever feel like you're watching a friend lose their wokeness in real time... shit crazy
May 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You ever feel like you're watching a friend lose their wokeness in real time... shit crazy
Everyday I feel more and more vindicated in dropping out of college and doing esthetics. The robots will never be able to do makeup.
May 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Everyday I feel more and more vindicated in dropping out of college and doing esthetics. The robots will never be able to do makeup.
I'm ngl I kinda like young posse just for the fact that their concept is so offensively over the top that it loops back to being really funny
April 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm ngl I kinda like young posse just for the fact that their concept is so offensively over the top that it loops back to being really funny
If you liked my profile first and I match with you.... why don't you message me first?? bruh
April 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you liked my profile first and I match with you.... why don't you message me first?? bruh
I ate through a whole tin of Buc-ees cotton candy mints and I'm now paying the price.
April 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I ate through a whole tin of Buc-ees cotton candy mints and I'm now paying the price.
this is the most nitpicky hater thing ever but ppl wearing carabineers for fashion piss me off. girl where are your keys. do you have keys? do you own anything
March 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
this is the most nitpicky hater thing ever but ppl wearing carabineers for fashion piss me off. girl where are your keys. do you have keys? do you own anything
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smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton
February 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton
Every once in a while I think about Chi Chi DeVayne...... man...
February 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Every once in a while I think about Chi Chi DeVayne...... man...
Nobody talks about how hard it is to pose with small titties
February 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Nobody talks about how hard it is to pose with small titties
Currently fighting the strongest urges to buy stuff from work....... I got paid and *****'* * **** ********
February 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Currently fighting the strongest urges to buy stuff from work....... I got paid and *****'* * **** ********
Is rib removal worth it
February 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is rib removal worth it
I choose to believe that Billie was crying happy tears for Beyonce. Like everyone in the room knew how monumental that win was for her. Stop playing.
February 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I choose to believe that Billie was crying happy tears for Beyonce. Like everyone in the room knew how monumental that win was for her. Stop playing.
How do I moisturize my feet without putting wet sticky feet on the floor
February 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
How do I moisturize my feet without putting wet sticky feet on the floor
girl who is so excited to talk about the grammys
February 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
girl who is so excited to talk about the grammys