Kevin Knecht
@knecht.ing
Welp, last night I learned that despite having multiple conversations with my Mom over the last several years (that I thought were very positive), she is without a doubt the world’s most brainwashed MAGA superfan.
So today I’d like to announce that I’m actively casting for the role of “New Mom.”
So today I’d like to announce that I’m actively casting for the role of “New Mom.”
February 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Welp, last night I learned that despite having multiple conversations with my Mom over the last several years (that I thought were very positive), she is without a doubt the world’s most brainwashed MAGA superfan.
So today I’d like to announce that I’m actively casting for the role of “New Mom.”
So today I’d like to announce that I’m actively casting for the role of “New Mom.”
Wasn’t the alien from Animorphs a brain-controlling slug?
We’re in the Animorphs endgame now.
We’re in the Animorphs endgame now.
February 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Wasn’t the alien from Animorphs a brain-controlling slug?
We’re in the Animorphs endgame now.
We’re in the Animorphs endgame now.
Just to be clear, McConnell only voted this way because he tripped and fell on the "no" button.
The Senate has voted 52-48 to confirm Tulsi Gabbard as Director of National Intelligence.
Republican Mitch McConnell joined Democrats in voting No.
Republican Mitch McConnell joined Democrats in voting No.
February 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Just to be clear, McConnell only voted this way because he tripped and fell on the "no" button.
She doesn’t need me anymore.
February 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
She doesn’t need me anymore.
My therapist recommended that I “focus on positive things that are actually in my control,” so with that in mind, here is a recent photo of me interacting with ChatGPT.
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My therapist recommended that I “focus on positive things that are actually in my control,” so with that in mind, here is a recent photo of me interacting with ChatGPT.
Teslas burn red,
Call me, maybe?
Call me, maybe?
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Teslas burn red,
Call me, maybe?
Call me, maybe?
Reposted by Kevin Knecht
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
My what a guy, that D. Trump.
January 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
My what a guy, that D. Trump.
🎶 No one lies Iike D. Trump,
Cheats on wives like D. Trump,
No one rallies the Proud Boys’ franchise like D. Trump!
His aroma is reminds you of poop and ketchup!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
Cheats on wives like D. Trump,
No one rallies the Proud Boys’ franchise like D. Trump!
His aroma is reminds you of poop and ketchup!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
January 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
🎶 No one lies Iike D. Trump,
Cheats on wives like D. Trump,
No one rallies the Proud Boys’ franchise like D. Trump!
His aroma is reminds you of poop and ketchup!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
Cheats on wives like D. Trump,
No one rallies the Proud Boys’ franchise like D. Trump!
His aroma is reminds you of poop and ketchup!
My what a guy, that D. Trump! 🎶
Reposted by Kevin Knecht
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Trump Boys Take Turns Shouting ‘Penis’ At Inauguration
Pixar presents:
Moana Origins: Tamatoa
“Sometimes, on a journey towards self-love, you have to get a little… Crabby.”
This drab little crab will shine in Summer 2028.
Only in Theaters and IMAX.
Moana Origins: Tamatoa
“Sometimes, on a journey towards self-love, you have to get a little… Crabby.”
This drab little crab will shine in Summer 2028.
Only in Theaters and IMAX.
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pixar presents:
Moana Origins: Tamatoa
“Sometimes, on a journey towards self-love, you have to get a little… Crabby.”
This drab little crab will shine in Summer 2028.
Only in Theaters and IMAX.
Moana Origins: Tamatoa
“Sometimes, on a journey towards self-love, you have to get a little… Crabby.”
This drab little crab will shine in Summer 2028.
Only in Theaters and IMAX.
Not a great day for us Lions fans, but I still think the best is yet to come for #OnePride.
That said, now I’m going to binge eat a pizza, feel sorry for myself, and then look out the window until I fall asleep.
That said, now I’m going to binge eat a pizza, feel sorry for myself, and then look out the window until I fall asleep.
January 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Not a great day for us Lions fans, but I still think the best is yet to come for #OnePride.
That said, now I’m going to binge eat a pizza, feel sorry for myself, and then look out the window until I fall asleep.
That said, now I’m going to binge eat a pizza, feel sorry for myself, and then look out the window until I fall asleep.
Why can’t lunar modules ever stick a GoPro on there so i can see the moon rocks more clearly?
August 23, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Why can’t lunar modules ever stick a GoPro on there so i can see the moon rocks more clearly?
My wife and her Wambsgans shirt. I love them both.
July 29, 2023 at 12:44 AM
My wife and her Wambsgans shirt. I love them both.
FYI, if you accidentally end work emails with "please advice," instead of "please advise," don't be surprised when someone teaches you about the benefits of collecting rare coins.
July 24, 2023 at 10:43 PM
FYI, if you accidentally end work emails with "please advice," instead of "please advise," don't be surprised when someone teaches you about the benefits of collecting rare coins.
This Ken doesn't even want to be around anymore.
July 21, 2023 at 8:25 PM
This Ken doesn't even want to be around anymore.
When they tell you not to eat or drink anything besides black coffee and water 12 hours before you get routine bloodwork done at Labcorp, they mean that shit.
July 19, 2023 at 10:48 PM
When they tell you not to eat or drink anything besides black coffee and water 12 hours before you get routine bloodwork done at Labcorp, they mean that shit.