Katrina 🏴☠️🌈
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#OFMD #AgathaAllAlong - late 30s probably - bi - pirate - swears a lot - might be NSFW
A pretty big portion of DJs fic seems to be about having as much fanon in it as possible. Like the usage of "Gentlebeard," Rory Kinnear as all the Badmintons, Izzy being in the gravy basket. Stuff like that.
February 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A pretty big portion of DJs fic seems to be about having as much fanon in it as possible. Like the usage of "Gentlebeard," Rory Kinnear as all the Badmintons, Izzy being in the gravy basket. Stuff like that.
SURE WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE A THIRD SEASON OF THIS WILD SHIT
Back where we started, many, many years later. The editor looks at the manuscript, pages scattered on the desk. Thoughtfully: “This is some wild shit.”
End of Christmas (Valentine’s?) special episode 💜🏴☠️🦄🚬
End of Christmas (Valentine’s?) special episode 💜🏴☠️🦄🚬
February 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
SURE WOULD BE GREAT TO HAVE A THIRD SEASON OF THIS WILD SHIT
Okay. But... he's been dead for two years. There's no way he can be brought back without being, uh, how to say? Ripe. Also, the gravy basket and doggy heaven aren't the same thing.
Buttons: “Dunna try t’talk. Yer in th’ gravy basket ol’ friend. Doggie heaven.” Izzy does try to talk, but it’s a useless rasp. Buttons: “Shh shh shh. We’ve much to discuss, luv.”
February 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Okay. But... he's been dead for two years. There's no way he can be brought back without being, uh, how to say? Ripe. Also, the gravy basket and doggy heaven aren't the same thing.
Oh shit, Applejack is Teddy!
Stede: “At least tell us your name. It can’t be Applejack.” Applejack: “Theodore. Or Ted. No one’s called me either in ages.” Ed: “Thanks Ted.” Applejack: “All good mate. I’ll be outside.”
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh shit, Applejack is Teddy!
STEP DAD ED
The cave. Stede looks up at Ed, ashen: “Mary. The kids.” Ed: “Guess we’d better get going then.” Stede: “This isn’t your fight. It’s not your family.” Ed: “Your fight is my fight. Your family is my family.”
February 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
STEP DAD ED
YESSSSS RORY KINNEAR AS ALL THE BADMINTONS!!!
We pass a portrait of Admiral Chauncey Badminton. We pass many portraits of the other members of the Badminton family, all played by Rory Kinnear, men, women, and children, old and otherwise.
February 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
YESSSSS RORY KINNEAR AS ALL THE BADMINTONS!!!
Now fuck in a cave.
Applejack snipes the assailants from the porch with a rifle. Ed and Stede make their way to a nearby cave. They are chewed up, stabbed up, slashed, a bit burnt. But alive. Stede: “Well what in the fucking hell was that?!l” Ed: “Someone has it in for us.”
February 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Now fuck in a cave.
Oh wait. The Valet is probably Teddy.
One of the last things Ricky sees as he dies is his valet turning to leave. He flashes on the glass of water he just drank. We see another flash of the Valet poisoning it before handing to to Ricky.
February 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh wait. The Valet is probably Teddy.
I literally care about nothing else.
February 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I literally care about nothing else.
Okay, now that I've screamed incoherently for 47 minutes, does the gap in Black Beard mean it's the third Badminton????
Priest: “We are here to witness the union of Stede Bonnet, aka the Gentleman Pirate and his partner in all things, Edward Teach. Aka Black Beard.” Ed (quietly): “Ffffuck” Stede: “Wh-what is um happening?” Every guest presents a weapon, a knife or gun. The Priest: “An admirer sends his regards.”
February 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Okay, now that I've screamed incoherently for 47 minutes, does the gap in Black Beard mean it's the third Badminton????
Father, I'm scared.
Stede says their money was good and they paid in advance for the entire place. So fine. Hypatia insists Ed and Stede be there for the ceremony, which starts in hours. Ed wonders why she wants both of them to be there. Rich people. They want the world he guesses.
February 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Father, I'm scared.
Way to break my heart in five seconds flat. #Severance
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Way to break my heart in five seconds flat. #Severance
ARE WE GETTING A HOT OLDER MAN THROUPLE???!!!! #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ARE WE GETTING A HOT OLDER MAN THROUPLE???!!!! #Severance #SeveranceSpoilers
This one perhaps???
February 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This one perhaps???
I had a similar theory: What if Irv used to work in O&D? He meets Burt, they fall in love, it's great. Until one day they're taking something down the black hallway and they see something they aren't supposed to see. Lumon wipes their memories, wipes everyone in O&D, and sends Irv to MDR.
WHAT IF YOUNG OUTIE BURT AND IRVING WERE TOGETHER ONCE BUT IT DIDN’T WORK OUT… SO OLDER INNIE BURT AND IRVING WERE REKINDLING LOST LOVE? WHAT THEN 🥹😭
This Burt with this Irving
#severance
#severance
February 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I had a similar theory: What if Irv used to work in O&D? He meets Burt, they fall in love, it's great. Until one day they're taking something down the black hallway and they see something they aren't supposed to see. Lumon wipes their memories, wipes everyone in O&D, and sends Irv to MDR.
Watching AP Bio and fucking Heideker shows up????
February 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Watching AP Bio and fucking Heideker shows up????
I think David Jenkins should make a new show called Butthole Buccaneers.
February 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I think David Jenkins should make a new show called Butthole Buccaneers.
All the sinus meds I'm taking dry the shit out of my nose, which is the point, but I had to get a humidifier, I couldn't stand it anymore. Also, the humidifier looks like a raccoon.
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
All the sinus meds I'm taking dry the shit out of my nose, which is the point, but I had to get a humidifier, I couldn't stand it anymore. Also, the humidifier looks like a raccoon.
And if I said this is probably the name he had tattooed on his wrist?
They spot a simple, worn engraving inside the band of the ring: Teddy
February 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
And if I said this is probably the name he had tattooed on his wrist?
What does this mean???? Ben Stiller, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????
February 5, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What does this mean???? Ben Stiller, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN????
I finally sneezed (by looking into the brightest light in my house). And now I have to FUCKING SNEEZE AGAIN.
Omg, I had to sneeze so bad, like it was right there...and it didn't happen. I HATE THAT.
February 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I finally sneezed (by looking into the brightest light in my house). And now I have to FUCKING SNEEZE AGAIN.
Omg, I had to sneeze so bad, like it was right there...and it didn't happen. I HATE THAT.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Omg, I had to sneeze so bad, like it was right there...and it didn't happen. I HATE THAT.
Reposted by Katrina 🏴☠️🌈
the thing about ed and stede is they're both my comfort characters, and they're together, which is like. the ultimate dream scenario for a ship. i love them both so much individually and now they're kissing? incredible
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the thing about ed and stede is they're both my comfort characters, and they're together, which is like. the ultimate dream scenario for a ship. i love them both so much individually and now they're kissing? incredible
He was so real for this.
February 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He was so real for this.
Quote possibly my fave line read in the entire show. Also, now every time I say "so bad" I say it like the Swede. Which was funny bc I've been sick the last couple weeks so it's just be like "my stomach/sinus hurt *Swede's voice* so bad."
underrated s2 moment is when swede gasps and goes “i can’t believe you guys robbed jackie wooow so bad”
February 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Quote possibly my fave line read in the entire show. Also, now every time I say "so bad" I say it like the Swede. Which was funny bc I've been sick the last couple weeks so it's just be like "my stomach/sinus hurt *Swede's voice* so bad."