kelly
@kmb.bsky.social
Doctor of videogames, herder of cats, collector of weird Furby art, Nic Cage superfan. She/her.
Back on my bullshit (dragging my husband to see Lorna Shore on a school night).
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Back on my bullshit (dragging my husband to see Lorna Shore on a school night).
I'm not sure how I feel about going to see Lorna Shore at a casino, but I do appreciate that I was able to get front row balcony seats so this won't happen again.
Below: my view from the seats at History during sun//eater was blocked by this dude's obnoxious praise and worship dancing.
Below: my view from the seats at History during sun//eater was blocked by this dude's obnoxious praise and worship dancing.
May 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm not sure how I feel about going to see Lorna Shore at a casino, but I do appreciate that I was able to get front row balcony seats so this won't happen again.
Below: my view from the seats at History during sun//eater was blocked by this dude's obnoxious praise and worship dancing.
Below: my view from the seats at History during sun//eater was blocked by this dude's obnoxious praise and worship dancing.
My Instagram feed is now 100% advertisements for Canadian brands (I am not complaining).
Today I got this sponsored post for sync.com. I gave it a test run and I am happy to report it can easily replace Dropbox (plus no AI!)
Today I got this sponsored post for sync.com. I gave it a test run and I am happy to report it can easily replace Dropbox (plus no AI!)
February 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My Instagram feed is now 100% advertisements for Canadian brands (I am not complaining).
Today I got this sponsored post for sync.com. I gave it a test run and I am happy to report it can easily replace Dropbox (plus no AI!)
Today I got this sponsored post for sync.com. I gave it a test run and I am happy to report it can easily replace Dropbox (plus no AI!)
Between FULLMAST and whatever a wellness "kingdom" is supposed to be... Advertisers are now hailing a very particular type of man in the Toronto financial district.
January 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Between FULLMAST and whatever a wellness "kingdom" is supposed to be... Advertisers are now hailing a very particular type of man in the Toronto financial district.
The guy who got out of this had huge divorced dad energy.
December 3, 2024 at 2:27 AM
The guy who got out of this had huge divorced dad energy.
The only Bitcoin I will ever buy.
(Spoiler: It is a custard filled waffle from the holiday market).
(Spoiler: It is a custard filled waffle from the holiday market).
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 PM
The only Bitcoin I will ever buy.
(Spoiler: It is a custard filled waffle from the holiday market).
(Spoiler: It is a custard filled waffle from the holiday market).
I did this last night, it was very easy and straightforward thanks to the video tutorial. Less than an hour start to finish (the longest part being the sloooooow download of my archive from Twitter).
November 15, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I did this last night, it was very easy and straightforward thanks to the video tutorial. Less than an hour start to finish (the longest part being the sloooooow download of my archive from Twitter).
Feeling a bit targeted here.
November 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Feeling a bit targeted here.
The new street signs are starting to grow on me.
November 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
The new street signs are starting to grow on me.
I am pretty far removed from Taylor Swift fandom so I'm not sure what to expect later this month... But I live right in the blast zone.
Taylor Swift fans are notoriously chill and subdued, right???
Taylor Swift fans are notoriously chill and subdued, right???
November 5, 2024 at 2:14 AM
I am pretty far removed from Taylor Swift fandom so I'm not sure what to expect later this month... But I live right in the blast zone.
Taylor Swift fans are notoriously chill and subdued, right???
Taylor Swift fans are notoriously chill and subdued, right???
First panettone of the season. It feels a bit early, but Costco had a few on the shelf in early October so here we are.
I'm going to try to pace myself a bit better this year, panettone season is a marathon not a sprint.
I'm going to try to pace myself a bit better this year, panettone season is a marathon not a sprint.
October 13, 2023 at 12:46 PM
First panettone of the season. It feels a bit early, but Costco had a few on the shelf in early October so here we are.
I'm going to try to pace myself a bit better this year, panettone season is a marathon not a sprint.
I'm going to try to pace myself a bit better this year, panettone season is a marathon not a sprint.
I have been getting A LOT of play out of this deep cut thanks to the sshrc servers being so unstable this year.
September 27, 2023 at 6:51 PM
I have been getting A LOT of play out of this deep cut thanks to the sshrc servers being so unstable this year.
A doodle poll? For the first two weeks of September?!?!!
August 1, 2023 at 8:00 PM
A doodle poll? For the first two weeks of September?!?!!
I don't actually think I got through to them, I suspect this is part of their larger plan for operation breakfast whenever they demand it.
Pictures of the apartment tyrants are included below.
Pictures of the apartment tyrants are included below.
July 5, 2023 at 11:48 AM
I don't actually think I got through to them, I suspect this is part of their larger plan for operation breakfast whenever they demand it.
Pictures of the apartment tyrants are included below.
Pictures of the apartment tyrants are included below.
This was the closest I have ever been to being in my own personal I Think You Should Leave sketch.
You can't skip breaks!! Bladder health is important and everyone needs time to decompress!!!
You can't skip breaks!! Bladder health is important and everyone needs time to decompress!!!
June 23, 2023 at 1:53 PM
This was the closest I have ever been to being in my own personal I Think You Should Leave sketch.
You can't skip breaks!! Bladder health is important and everyone needs time to decompress!!!
You can't skip breaks!! Bladder health is important and everyone needs time to decompress!!!
Tim Hortons continues to be a national disgrace.
June 14, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Tim Hortons continues to be a national disgrace.
Pepper died two years ago. She made it to 21. She was fine until the last six months when cancer and kidney disease came for her at the same time. The pandemic + lockdowns gave us so much time with you, and for that I am thankful. Miss you, kittybutt.
June 14, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Pepper died two years ago. She made it to 21. She was fine until the last six months when cancer and kidney disease came for her at the same time. The pandemic + lockdowns gave us so much time with you, and for that I am thankful. Miss you, kittybutt.
No Dumping (the legacy of John Tory lives on in Toronto)
May 27, 2023 at 11:48 AM
No Dumping (the legacy of John Tory lives on in Toronto)
He doesn't even know what email is.
May 16, 2023 at 2:45 PM
He doesn't even know what email is.