Josh Herb Crust
klyntarknull.bsky.social
Josh Herb Crust
@klyntarknull.bsky.social
Why do they call them Jolly Ranchers if they don't taste like Ranch?

#Bullshit #Jollyrancher
March 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I was going to post that speech from Breaking Bad where Walter White tries to tell an auditorium full of High schoolers to stop being sad that they watched a 737 full of passengers crash in their backyard, but fictional bad guy Walter White literally handles the issue with more empathy than Trump.
February 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The left needs to stop with their goddammit purity Wars and get their shit together.
January 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Painting a bathtub is possibly the craziest Landlord special I've ever seen. You should have to apply for a permit to buy "Landlord White'
January 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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Especially for marginalized groups, those that Biden used to recognize the existence of.
Tell a trans person that they're loved, that they matter, and that the world is a better place because they exist in it.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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I just feel like if your purview as an organization is against the specific defamation of Jewish people, a Nazi salute ought to be of major concern to you.
Don't wanna step on any toes here, just my opinion.
January 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots!

deathgenerator.com#mw
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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In just a few short hours the American government will be violating your basic constitutional rights and people should be angrier because it's more than just an app. The government is AFRAID of information spreading at an uncontrollable rate. They are afraid of YOU.
January 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
How it feels waking up in America this morning
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Modern cryptid:
Zarc Muckerberg.
A little gnome that lives in the phones of the elderly, whispering lies into their ears so that he might collect their faces in his book.
January 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM