K. Lynn Harrison
@klynn.bsky.social
Writer of Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror. Codexian.
Me, too. I think I was about thirty before I realized "Ohgoodyoureheregoglazetheham" was not a traditional greeting.
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me, too. I think I was about thirty before I realized "Ohgoodyoureheregoglazetheham" was not a traditional greeting.
Makes me feel like I'm actually there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Makes me feel like I'm actually there.
Also, we have to go from not signaling once to not signaling twice. It's exhausting!
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Also, we have to go from not signaling once to not signaling twice. It's exhausting!
Same guy who's making me hold this newspaper to take the very best photo of my life. Why?
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Same guy who's making me hold this newspaper to take the very best photo of my life. Why?
No. The last thing I had that was hot honey(a slice of cheesecake), I wouldn't have known about the "hot" part if it weren't written on the box. The damn thing was swimming in honey, though.
November 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
No. The last thing I had that was hot honey(a slice of cheesecake), I wouldn't have known about the "hot" part if it weren't written on the box. The damn thing was swimming in honey, though.
All the good numbers are taken. So...36?
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All the good numbers are taken. So...36?
Yup. That was exactly how I found out.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Yup. That was exactly how I found out.
Whiny patchwork corpse incel was a monster, too. Wanna find love? Go out! Meet people! Somewhere, there's a nice necrophiliac who'd be lucky to have you. If Cold Ethyl can do it, so can you!
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whiny patchwork corpse incel was a monster, too. Wanna find love? Go out! Meet people! Somewhere, there's a nice necrophiliac who'd be lucky to have you. If Cold Ethyl can do it, so can you!
Footie pajamas, if they have feet, footy pajamas if they smell like feet.
October 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Footie pajamas, if they have feet, footy pajamas if they smell like feet.
I don't suppose it's a package you can just have forwarded to the White House?
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I don't suppose it's a package you can just have forwarded to the White House?
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If you live in Portland and want to rock a frog costume and can’t afford it I’ll fucking buy you one.
October 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
If you live in Portland and want to rock a frog costume and can’t afford it I’ll fucking buy you one.
Guess we know who's not getting an invitation to the Cattlemen's Ball this year.
October 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Guess we know who's not getting an invitation to the Cattlemen's Ball this year.
Hang in there! Dog-tober is a good month, too.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hang in there! Dog-tober is a good month, too.