klurp
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chronic oversharer, yapper, and tamagotchi dad
📍SF
chronic oversharer, yapper, and tamagotchi dad
📍SF
just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”
my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me
had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair
December 29, 2024 at 7:11 AM
had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair
damn my body kinda goes insane here
December 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
damn my body kinda goes insane here
nah this is an insane first message to get when landing 😭
December 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
nah this is an insane first message to get when landing 😭
from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫
does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow
December 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow
found out a couple broke up after I asked when they were gonna spitroast me
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
found out a couple broke up after I asked when they were gonna spitroast me
twink throwback!!
I was 22 here lol
I was 22 here lol
December 16, 2024 at 3:40 AM
twink throwback!!
I was 22 here lol
I was 22 here lol
ADHD is fucking stupid what do you mean my doctor needs to prescribe me meth so I can hang this print in my bathroom
December 16, 2024 at 3:33 AM
ADHD is fucking stupid what do you mean my doctor needs to prescribe me meth so I can hang this print in my bathroom
thinking about sucking on nipples
December 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
thinking about sucking on nipples
I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘
December 15, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I’m gonna post this and then go out. keep this video safe while I’m gone! 😘
just remembered that I own North Korean won
December 14, 2024 at 8:31 AM
just remembered that I own North Korean won
I got Nintendo Museum tickets for when I’m in Japan in February 🥹🥹🥹
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I got Nintendo Museum tickets for when I’m in Japan in February 🥹🥹🥹
everything sitting right during my night routine
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 AM
everything sitting right during my night routine
my back used to look like this 5 years ago…
December 12, 2024 at 8:32 PM
my back used to look like this 5 years ago…
this voice note I just got?? 😭😭😭 bro just re-record it
December 12, 2024 at 5:32 AM
this voice note I just got?? 😭😭😭 bro just re-record it
whatever white person invented chicken and dumplings went OFF
December 12, 2024 at 4:51 AM
whatever white person invented chicken and dumplings went OFF
ignore the scrape on my ass
December 10, 2024 at 3:49 AM
ignore the scrape on my ass