klurp
@klurp.bsky.social
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chronic oversharer, yapper, and tamagotchi dad
📍SF
chronic oversharer, yapper, and tamagotchi dad
📍SF
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I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now.
February 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I can confirm that @klurp.bsky.social is a real person from my phone now.
men in LA are so needy omg get a hobby or a job!!!
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
men in LA are so needy omg get a hobby or a job!!!
just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
just blew a guy who “just got into dudes” and at the end he said I’m better than girls and he’s like “maybe I am bi after all”
need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun
January 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
need to hire a tax advisor this year bc I have to file in 3 states 😃 this will be fun
my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me
January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my hookup blew my back out twice and then folded my thong for me
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short guys are so fucking hot
January 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
short guys are so fucking hot
I have to pay taxes in 3 states this year 😭
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I have to pay taxes in 3 states this year 😭
I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport
January 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I ordered food at a restaurant at Newark airport and they called my name and some other guy went up and was like “that’s my name but it’s not what I ordered.” turns out his name is Kurt too. what’re the odds I meet another Kurt at the same restaurant at the same airport
can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months
January 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
can’t wait to be back in SF and not have to come back to NY for 4 months
using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>>
January 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
using my DoxyPEP that I have a 30 day supply of for some reason to treat a sinus infection >>>
the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM
January 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
the way I took m*lly at 11 PM and was in bed at 5 AM and slept until 2 PM
had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair
December 29, 2024 at 7:11 AM
had to ride the subway home with some guy’s cum plastered to my body hair
sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 AM
sorry I just don’t trust anyone whose most frequented bar is the Stonewall Inn
going to LA in January :3
December 27, 2024 at 7:25 PM
going to LA in January :3
damn my body kinda goes insane here
December 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
damn my body kinda goes insane here
going to Chicago in March :3
December 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
going to Chicago in March :3
nah this is an insane first message to get when landing 😭
December 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
nah this is an insane first message to get when landing 😭
it was 60° in SF when I left and it’s 17° in NY… oh this is evil
December 23, 2024 at 1:27 AM
it was 60° in SF when I left and it’s 17° in NY… oh this is evil
from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫
December 22, 2024 at 8:11 PM
from a Christmas party to the airport in less than 12 hours 😵💫
I swear the dumbest and sickest people fly on planes during the holidays 😭
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I swear the dumbest and sickest people fly on planes during the holidays 😭
does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow
December 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
does a goatee make me look racist? I’m trying to fit in when I go home tomorrow
how do fitted sheets always end up in the craziest scenarios in the dryer
December 21, 2024 at 4:42 AM
how do fitted sheets always end up in the craziest scenarios in the dryer