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klitorissa.bsky.social
Definitely Not A Brain Parasite
@klitorissa.bsky.social
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In the Wendy's drive thru, anyone want anything?
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klitorissa.bsky.social
Yesterday he pissed on my manager and bit me until I bled and had to give up any hopes of making his groom look good in favor of just making him as comfortable as I could. Now he's mat free and desperate for pets every time I stop by.
An orange long haired cat with most of its hair shaved off in uneven patches, leaving just the hair on its head, tail, and legs. The cat is trying to climb my leg. Two orange long haired cats, one shaven down and one full coated. The shaved one looks like an idiot.
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
This piece of shit bites so hard, but he's pelted and I can't leave him hanging.
An orange long haired cat with a patchy shave down.
January 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Everyone please wish scrump a happy sixth birthday
A white and brown small mixed breed dog with bug eyes having her cheek pinched
January 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Him name is Bob.
An elderly Yorkshire terrier in a kennel, his tongue is comically hanging out the right (our left) side of his mouth
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Fucking. What dude.
A black and white dog sitting by a white gate in a grooming salon, far away from the camera and slightly obstructed from view by a stack of wire kennels and a black grooming table as it stares directly into the camera. A close up of the same black and brown dog as it continues to stare directly at the camera.
December 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Fucking. What dude.
A distant shot of a small black and brown dog sitting in the corner of a white room with white tiles, obstructed slightly by a black table and a stack of wire frame kennels as it stares directly into the camera. A close up shot of the same black and brown dog, still staring directly into the camera.
December 20, 2024 at 5:27 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Öbserve
A medium sized red and brown mixed breed dog with an amusingly small head standing on her hind legs and looking longingly out the window
December 3, 2024 at 4:22 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
These are my gay cats Derek and Noot they are gay and in love.
Two cats, one black and white, the other a grey and brown tiger striped with white feet, laying next to each atop a pillow in a fabric basket.
November 25, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 8:15 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
they just dont make real games like this anymore smh
the game cover of bratz forever diamondz for the playstation 2; a tacky, bedazzled, gold and silver monstrosity with the four bratz in y2k bedazzled clothes standing below gaudy red and gold text displaying the game's title.
November 16, 2024 at 4:49 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
My favorite game is showing people my platypus tattoo and watching them desperately struggle with whether they should tell me it looks like a dick or not. I know what it looks like guys. I drew it. The chicken is dickbutt btw.
Two simple line work tattoos on the back of a hand, one is a cartoon chicken and the other a platypus that bears an unfortunate resemblance to a penis.
November 16, 2024 at 3:41 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Spot the difference
Lilo's doll, scrump, from Lilo and stitch; a small mint green fabric doll with mismatched button eyes and a poorly stitched mouth and three yellow pieces of yarn for hair tied up in a pink bow. A close up image of a brown and white short haired dog (whose name happens to also be scrump), with large eyes that point in opposite directions
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
The doodle epidemic is getting out of hand. Someone doodled a Newfie.
November 16, 2024 at 2:53 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
I want somebody to do this with my actual skull and spine then whip it around like a lasso.
A person holding a skeleton beer bong while someone else pours a beer into it.
November 15, 2024 at 2:21 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Her name is scrump btw.
A small brown and white mixed breed dog with a bright pink piece of terry cloth wrapped around its head looking very confused and displeased with the current situation. A close up shot of a small white and brown dog's face as she lays on her back, her mouth is slightly open revealing her crooked under bite, and her bulbus eyes do not point in the same direction. A small short haired white and brown dog laying on her back in bed, tucked beneath a fuzzy blanket so that only her head is poking out. A blurry photo catching a small brown and white dog mid-yawn as she is tucked into bed, wrapped in a fuzzy blanket so that only her head is poking out of the fabric.
November 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Most sane sims enjoyer btw.
November 13, 2024 at 11:42 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Guantanamo bay McDonald's. Guantanamo bay. McDonald's.
November 13, 2024 at 3:27 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Guantanamo bay gift shop. Guantanamo bay. Gift shop.
November 13, 2024 at 3:25 AM
klitorissa.bsky.social
She has my entire queen sized bed to pick from and yet... Pant goblin.
November 12, 2024 at 11:11 PM
klitorissa.bsky.social
Me sitting at home having a silly little allergic reaction to my rabies shots
November 12, 2024 at 9:25 PM