Definitely Not A Brain Parasite
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In the Wendy's drive thru, anyone want anything?
No dry shampoo can stand up to the humidity of a dog grooming salon in the spring
March 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
No dry shampoo can stand up to the humidity of a dog grooming salon in the spring
Just accidentally sent a picture of a dogs fungal infection to a wrong number btw
February 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just accidentally sent a picture of a dogs fungal infection to a wrong number btw
the difference between rodents and lagomorphs is that lagomorphs do not have paw pads and have four incisors in their upper jaw instead of two, therefore freddie mercury, a man who famously had four incisors in his upper jaw and presumably did not have paw pads, was a lagomorph
February 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the difference between rodents and lagomorphs is that lagomorphs do not have paw pads and have four incisors in their upper jaw instead of two, therefore freddie mercury, a man who famously had four incisors in his upper jaw and presumably did not have paw pads, was a lagomorph
A secret Disney+ subscription tier where they let you see live footage of every animal named Loki
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A secret Disney+ subscription tier where they let you see live footage of every animal named Loki
Dunkin doesn't know what a woopie pie is btw
January 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Dunkin doesn't know what a woopie pie is btw
Lighting a strike anywhere match on the back of my teeth and getting every person with a uterus in a 50 mile radius pregnant
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Lighting a strike anywhere match on the back of my teeth and getting every person with a uterus in a 50 mile radius pregnant
Signing up for text alerts from companies so I feel wanted
January 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Signing up for text alerts from companies so I feel wanted
Yesterday he pissed on my manager and bit me until I bled and had to give up any hopes of making his groom look good in favor of just making him as comfortable as I could. Now he's mat free and desperate for pets every time I stop by.
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yesterday he pissed on my manager and bit me until I bled and had to give up any hopes of making his groom look good in favor of just making him as comfortable as I could. Now he's mat free and desperate for pets every time I stop by.
This piece of shit bites so hard, but he's pelted and I can't leave him hanging.
January 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This piece of shit bites so hard, but he's pelted and I can't leave him hanging.
Getting paid in tattoos to pet sit
January 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Getting paid in tattoos to pet sit
New Google pixel update is my 13th reason.
January 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
New Google pixel update is my 13th reason.
Comic writers have to nerf Tim drake with every mental illness possible otherwise they wouldn't be able to stop him from usurping the entire Justice League
January 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Comic writers have to nerf Tim drake with every mental illness possible otherwise they wouldn't be able to stop him from usurping the entire Justice League
Which one of my silly little farm games shall I reset the save file if to replay the beginning of for the 100th time today
January 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Which one of my silly little farm games shall I reset the save file if to replay the beginning of for the 100th time today
In case anyone wants to know I'm absolutely livid about the until dawn movie.
January 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
In case anyone wants to know I'm absolutely livid about the until dawn movie.
Apparently I look enough like shit today that the moment I walked into the salon my boss panicked
January 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Apparently I look enough like shit today that the moment I walked into the salon my boss panicked
Refusing to do tarot readings for myself as a form of self care
January 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Refusing to do tarot readings for myself as a form of self care
The way the Dunkin app handles gift cards is my 13th reason
January 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The way the Dunkin app handles gift cards is my 13th reason
About to count all tips I've been putting away for over a year I'll let you all know how disappointed I am with myself in a few minutes
January 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
About to count all tips I've been putting away for over a year I'll let you all know how disappointed I am with myself in a few minutes
Any other writers out there completely given up on outlining plot because their characters do whatever they damn well please anyways?
January 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Any other writers out there completely given up on outlining plot because their characters do whatever they damn well please anyways?
Someone is trying to steal my identity via Panera bread login reset emails.
January 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Someone is trying to steal my identity via Panera bread login reset emails.
Everyone please wish scrump a happy sixth birthday
January 12, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Everyone please wish scrump a happy sixth birthday
My timeline is so full of self congratulatory millennial adulting coffeecore quirky not like the other girls type posts. And people who are, apparently, using their diapers rn btw if you even care. Who made this algo I just wanna talk.
January 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My timeline is so full of self congratulatory millennial adulting coffeecore quirky not like the other girls type posts. And people who are, apparently, using their diapers rn btw if you even care. Who made this algo I just wanna talk.
Just went on an emotional journey to figure out how to spell bubkes
January 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just went on an emotional journey to figure out how to spell bubkes
I'm pretty sure I accidentally came into work on my day off but everyone is so sick that no one is saying anything
January 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm pretty sure I accidentally came into work on my day off but everyone is so sick that no one is saying anything
Watching Milo and Otis just to feel something
January 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Watching Milo and Otis just to feel something