Conservatives are so FUCKING annoying because they’re never happy with getting what they wanted.

It’s so funny how having glasses can make dumb people feel like you’re smarter than them when you’re dumb as dog shit. Looney Tunes-ass insecurities. I have dropped out of college so many times and I have bad eyesight.

This website is fucking tediously boring.

This website fucking sucks, man.

Started doing a new bit where I tell someone that I want to stop talking to me that I didn’t vote because Kamala Harris “isn’t real. When the questions begin, I get real cagey and evasive so it isn’t clear if I mean it literally or figuratively.

I manage a bunch of office buildings that are practically empty and every single day I have homeless people just trying to use the restroom or get out of the rain and if someone else sees them before me, I’m supposed to call the cops and I’m going to quit this fucking job.

Where the pedantic communists at?

I guess you could say I’m obsessed with films about madness.

Watch out for the Paul Holes, watch out for the Paul Holes
Look out for the Paul Holes, watch out for the Paul Holes
Watch out for the Paul Holes, watch out for the Paul Holes

It feels like something so obvious that you’d never forget it, but it is never a good idea to get involved with someone that uses the term “lover” often.

Messed up part of a meal I was cooking for my parents and told them it was Girl Dinner.

it’s called bluesky, T. same thing as twitter, invented by the same jagoff, but you gotta know somebody to get in and there’s no Sopranos memes yet

Inconsolable because my favorite parapolitics twitter account Bisexual James Angleton isn’t on here :(