Klem Stump
@klemstump.bsky.social
Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
I have no idea how a finger puppet I bought 20 years ago for $2 has lasted this long, but it has.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I have no idea how a finger puppet I bought 20 years ago for $2 has lasted this long, but it has.
This one makes me realize how lucky I am to have a mother that gets me.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This one makes me realize how lucky I am to have a mother that gets me.
A new edition this year. No Loads were refused.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
A new edition this year. No Loads were refused.
Pour one out for the Christmas Tree Shop.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Pour one out for the Christmas Tree Shop.
The Urban Outfitters Special Williamsburg Brooklyn, 2005
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
The Urban Outfitters Special Williamsburg Brooklyn, 2005
Another one from Heather. This time a gift for @fupajones.bsky.social
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Another one from Heather. This time a gift for @fupajones.bsky.social
This will never get old. And it always reminds me of the time Fupa’s uncle R.I.P’d Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
This will never get old. And it always reminds me of the time Fupa’s uncle R.I.P’d Jeffrey Epstein on Facebook.
@heatherlegsandeggs.bsky.social gave this to me last year. 🌽 ❤️
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
@heatherlegsandeggs.bsky.social gave this to me last year. 🌽 ❤️
I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments.
My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
December 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments.
My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!
This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.
December 10, 2024 at 5:48 AM
This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.
I don’t remember being this sad, but I guess I was.
December 4, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I don’t remember being this sad, but I guess I was.
Working on my Christmas cards
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Working on my Christmas cards
The wolf rules us all
December 3, 2024 at 5:37 PM
The wolf rules us all
The American people will sleep well tonight. 🇺🇸💸🍟🦅🌊❄️🍤🎱
December 2, 2024 at 4:50 AM
The American people will sleep well tonight. 🇺🇸💸🍟🦅🌊❄️🍤🎱
Looks like someone forgot about Casey Anthony
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Looks like someone forgot about Casey Anthony
Asparagus Fact
Asparagus can help you avoid a hangover
Asparagus can help you avoid a hangover
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Asparagus Fact
Asparagus can help you avoid a hangover
Asparagus can help you avoid a hangover
Asparagus Fact
Asparagus contains absolutely no fat
Asparagus contains absolutely no fat
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Asparagus Fact
Asparagus contains absolutely no fat
Asparagus contains absolutely no fat