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Klem Stump
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Like a single Croc. 🇺🇸🦅🍟
cohost of Legs & Eggs Podcast

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Never Forget
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What? Again? Yes!We back, and we brought Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers podcast. It's Conspiro-spicy.
Gennifer Flowers For Algernon | Legs & Eggs
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August 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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We got some Johns Wayne in this one. That's not a person. It's two Johns, both Wayne. None Booth. Especially Seely Booth.
There's a lot of singing in this one. and a LOT of @shiddermob.bsky.social
Yeast In My Tater Chowder | Legs & Eggs
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July 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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This is Andrew Cuomo's New York City
July 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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He’s so Fuparific
July 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Suge Knight and Judge Judy star in SUGE JUDY
May 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Why is every movie about a woman during menopause “I’m gonna make a fair trade vegan lube and fuck some college boys” and not the much more inspiring “I’m gonna wear elastic waist pants and start an In The Heat of the Night substack”
June 7, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Bill Clinton was innocent
I’d like to clarify some misinformation that has been going around lately. John Wayne Gacy was never on the set of In The Heat of The Night. He did not get chowder with his son. These rumors are false.
June 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’d like to clarify some misinformation that has been going around lately. John Wayne Gacy was never on the set of In The Heat of The Night. He did not get chowder with his son. These rumors are false.
June 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Was it Cuomo?
June 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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We’re winning the war on Christmas but we’re losing the war on Truck Month.
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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From visionary M Night Shyamalan…

On June 22 1988 a Gay Vietnam Vet warned us to never forget
May 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.
il Papa
A Poem by The Poet Fupa Jones
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April 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.
Do Balls Touch? | Legs & Eggs
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April 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
But is he defiant?
April 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.
[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
m.starmakerstudios.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.
There are 75 Elevators | Legs & Eggs
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March 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Les Fuparables
March 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day
[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
m.starmakerstudios.com
March 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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See me
Feel me
Touch me
Shid me
Oh SHID, it’s EPISODE 54 WITH @shiddermob.bsky.social ! Taste the spongecake. It’s sensual. Delights all 12 senses an octopus has.
The Year of The Shid | Legs & Eggs
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February 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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You know what else was approved for use in chickens?
February 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.
February 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈:
1. Loud = Good!
2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!)
3. Serum Presets!!
4. 1 View YouTube video for samples!
-👶
February 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s.

Listen to @klemstump.bsky.social version of this classic 9/11 song.
KlemStump just sang the song [Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)], how can the voice be so amazing?!
StarMaker, breaking barriers with the universal language of music!
m.starmakerstudios.com
February 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social
[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
m.starmakerstudios.com
February 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM