Docktor Phaustus
klaxor.bsky.social
Docktor Phaustus
@klaxor.bsky.social
Improviser, carpenter, director, Dad
@taylordotbiz.bsky.social Who do I need to persuade to press the Children’s Adventure into vinyl? #TWTWTWO
August 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is a baby’s first instinct upon picking up a cup to turn it upside down? #dadlife
July 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Where are we going and what are we doing in this hand basket? #USA
June 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sometimes you hit the tree, sometimes the tree hits you. #carshopping #totalloss #butforreal
May 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Senate has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today. #caesarsalad
March 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Reposted by Docktor Phaustus
Hello new followers! Here's one of my favorite older comics.
January 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
For those who use Apple TVs, I have a pro-tip that I think will change your life: put a Pop-Socket on there.

#uselessprotip #unless
February 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We’re at the part of the season where I check the weather and go, “Nice! 22 degrees, its a warm day!”
#Chicago
January 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Had a dream last night that @rowaniscool.bsky.social became my manager and was making my life miserable. It was awesome.
January 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
In times like these, optimism can be a form of rebellion.
January 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I’m just going to be over here waiting for the Ren Faire. #bristolrenfaire #sevenmonthsaway #whatarehashtagsfor
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM