Klara Wells
@klaradactyl.bsky.social
she/her • pseudonymous but sincere • every once in a great while, I write something
Likes: animals, BBC radio, UK TV, books, autumn, harp
Likes: animals, BBC radio, UK TV, books, autumn, harp
Feel Good Pancake Balls
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Feel Good Pancake Balls
My new thing is “talking” to myself via notes and journals, with the aim of getting past my tendency to pre-dismiss literally everything I write. This morning they were playing pop music in the dentist’s waiting room and I wrote this.
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My new thing is “talking” to myself via notes and journals, with the aim of getting past my tendency to pre-dismiss literally everything I write. This morning they were playing pop music in the dentist’s waiting room and I wrote this.
Apple is launching the Ozempic Phone tomorrow
September 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Apple is launching the Ozempic Phone tomorrow
Songs I heard through the door of my niece’s tap dancing class this evening (all Alvin & the Chipmunks versions, not the originals)
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Songs I heard through the door of my niece’s tap dancing class this evening (all Alvin & the Chipmunks versions, not the originals)
I got one extra week and I made the best of it. Here ends an 18-year love affair (and/or here begins a new era of paying a VPN company money I would’ve PREFERRED to give the BBC). #BBCSounds
July 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I got one extra week and I made the best of it. Here ends an 18-year love affair (and/or here begins a new era of paying a VPN company money I would’ve PREFERRED to give the BBC). #BBCSounds
On the one hand, it’s wonderful to see at least one tech tool *not* cramming AI down our throats, and it’s great that they listen to their customers. On the other hand, I wish we could read the obscenity-laden “DON’T YOU DARE” responses they got to their survey.
July 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
On the one hand, it’s wonderful to see at least one tech tool *not* cramming AI down our throats, and it’s great that they listen to their customers. On the other hand, I wish we could read the obscenity-laden “DON’T YOU DARE” responses they got to their survey.
To quote another NBC property:
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To quote another NBC property:
Can’t a girl enjoy her Saturday morning coffee without getting punched right in the psyche anymore?!? (From Twist by Colum McCann)
May 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Can’t a girl enjoy her Saturday morning coffee without getting punched right in the psyche anymore?!? (From Twist by Colum McCann)
I love coloring my aardvent calendar every year. Thank you @mooseallain.bsky.social!
December 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I love coloring my aardvent calendar every year. Thank you @mooseallain.bsky.social!
I’m not sure what “cause” he thinks he’s contributing to? At first I assumed he must mean that the story shows AI’s shortcomings or why humanity is necessary to create art, but the synopsis is…not that.
June 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM
I’m not sure what “cause” he thinks he’s contributing to? At first I assumed he must mean that the story shows AI’s shortcomings or why humanity is necessary to create art, but the synopsis is…not that.
As of this afternoon, I have officially adopted my rent-to-own harp. Welcome to the family, Elspeth!
May 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
As of this afternoon, I have officially adopted my rent-to-own harp. Welcome to the family, Elspeth!
Earlier this week I submitted some writing I felt REALLY good about. I was sitting around eagerly awaiting the inevitable acceptance.
…until I discovered it was already rejected. When I submitted it the first time. In 2022.
…until I discovered it was already rejected. When I submitted it the first time. In 2022.
March 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Earlier this week I submitted some writing I felt REALLY good about. I was sitting around eagerly awaiting the inevitable acceptance.
…until I discovered it was already rejected. When I submitted it the first time. In 2022.
…until I discovered it was already rejected. When I submitted it the first time. In 2022.
1. Ladies: PLEASE STOP MARRYING BEN FOLDS! He doesn’t like it!
2. The caption on this photo is *chef’s kiss*
https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/12/ben-folds-five-frontman-divorces-fifth-wife-emma-sandall-after-6-years-of-marriage/
2. The caption on this photo is *chef’s kiss*
https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/12/ben-folds-five-frontman-divorces-fifth-wife-emma-sandall-after-6-years-of-marriage/
March 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
1. Ladies: PLEASE STOP MARRYING BEN FOLDS! He doesn’t like it!
2. The caption on this photo is *chef’s kiss*
https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/12/ben-folds-five-frontman-divorces-fifth-wife-emma-sandall-after-6-years-of-marriage/
2. The caption on this photo is *chef’s kiss*
https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/12/ben-folds-five-frontman-divorces-fifth-wife-emma-sandall-after-6-years-of-marriage/
Listen I don’t know whether you can trust ByteDance with your data, but you sure as shit can’t trust Mnuchin with it.
March 14, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Listen I don’t know whether you can trust ByteDance with your data, but you sure as shit can’t trust Mnuchin with it.
Jonathan Safran Foer running down the New York sidewalk screaming “Out of my way! I need to send an email!”
March 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Jonathan Safran Foer running down the New York sidewalk screaming “Out of my way! I need to send an email!”
ATL has a plane made of corn
November 15, 2023 at 4:23 AM
ATL has a plane made of corn
Every task takes 4x longer (or just becomes impossible) since this guy came along to obstruct my every move. He will be running for the House as a Republican in 2024.
November 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Every task takes 4x longer (or just becomes impossible) since this guy came along to obstruct my every move. He will be running for the House as a Republican in 2024.
I have been playing harp for one month. I am the WORST harpist on Earth, and Luna is a huge fan.
November 11, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I have been playing harp for one month. I am the WORST harpist on Earth, and Luna is a huge fan.
I for one am v glad the SAG-AFTRA strike has concluded and I hope the actors got a satisfactory deal but I also need them to HURRY. UP.
November 9, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I for one am v glad the SAG-AFTRA strike has concluded and I hope the actors got a satisfactory deal but I also need them to HURRY. UP.
I dropped a pill on the floor, googled whether I could still safely take it, and found some of the most deranged internet advice I’ve ever seen. (Reader, I did not take the pill.)
November 4, 2023 at 1:47 PM
I dropped a pill on the floor, googled whether I could still safely take it, and found some of the most deranged internet advice I’ve ever seen. (Reader, I did not take the pill.)
A lot of 2023 is terrible, but at least we’re getting a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea prequel series starring *checks notes* Clem Fandango.
October 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM
A lot of 2023 is terrible, but at least we’re getting a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea prequel series starring *checks notes* Clem Fandango.