Klara Wells
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Klara Wells
@klaradactyl.bsky.social
she/her • pseudonymous but sincere • every once in a great while, I write something

Likes: animals, BBC radio, UK TV, books, autumn, harp
Feel Good Pancake Balls
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
My new thing is “talking” to myself via notes and journals, with the aim of getting past my tendency to pre-dismiss literally everything I write. This morning they were playing pop music in the dentist’s waiting room and I wrote this.
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Apple is launching the Ozempic Phone tomorrow
September 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Songs I heard through the door of my niece’s tap dancing class this evening (all Alvin & the Chipmunks versions, not the originals)
September 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I got one extra week and I made the best of it. Here ends an 18-year love affair (and/or here begins a new era of paying a VPN company money I would’ve PREFERRED to give the BBC). #BBCSounds
July 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
On the one hand, it’s wonderful to see at least one tech tool *not* cramming AI down our throats, and it’s great that they listen to their customers. On the other hand, I wish we could read the obscenity-laden “DON’T YOU DARE” responses they got to their survey.
July 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
To quote another NBC property:
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Can’t a girl enjoy her Saturday morning coffee without getting punched right in the psyche anymore?!? (From Twist by Colum McCann)
May 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Happy birthday 🎉
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I love coloring my aardvent calendar every year. Thank you @mooseallain.bsky.social!
December 26, 2024 at 3:04 PM
I’m not sure what “cause” he thinks he’s contributing to? At first I assumed he must mean that the story shows AI’s shortcomings or why humanity is necessary to create art, but the synopsis is…not that.
June 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM
June 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
As of this afternoon, I have officially adopted my rent-to-own harp. Welcome to the family, Elspeth!
May 3, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Earlier this week I submitted some writing I felt REALLY good about. I was sitting around eagerly awaiting the inevitable acceptance.

…until I discovered it was already rejected. When I submitted it the first time. In 2022.
March 28, 2024 at 1:42 AM
1. Ladies: PLEASE STOP MARRYING BEN FOLDS! He doesn’t like it!
2. The caption on this photo is *chef’s kiss*

https://www.scoopnashville.com/2023/12/ben-folds-five-frontman-divorces-fifth-wife-emma-sandall-after-6-years-of-marriage/
March 18, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Listen I don’t know whether you can trust ByteDance with your data, but you sure as shit can’t trust Mnuchin with it.
March 14, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Jonathan Safran Foer running down the New York sidewalk screaming “Out of my way! I need to send an email!”
March 8, 2024 at 9:13 PM
ATL has a plane made of corn
November 15, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Every task takes 4x longer (or just becomes impossible) since this guy came along to obstruct my every move. He will be running for the House as a Republican in 2024.
November 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I have been playing harp for one month. I am the WORST harpist on Earth, and Luna is a huge fan.
November 11, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I for one am v glad the SAG-AFTRA strike has concluded and I hope the actors got a satisfactory deal but I also need them to HURRY. UP.
November 9, 2023 at 12:05 PM
I dropped a pill on the floor, googled whether I could still safely take it, and found some of the most deranged internet advice I’ve ever seen. (Reader, I did not take the pill.)
November 4, 2023 at 1:47 PM
A lot of 2023 is terrible, but at least we’re getting a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea prequel series starring *checks notes* Clem Fandango.
October 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM