@kl0bsnack.bsky.social
told the snail to stay out of the street today
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
told the snail to stay out of the street today
One cool thing about me is object hitting my back passenger car window while driving 80 mph and breaking it
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One cool thing about me is object hitting my back passenger car window while driving 80 mph and breaking it
should I start listening to Lamb of God
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
should I start listening to Lamb of God
last night Lynn said I'm 60% Abbi and 40% Ilana and I think that's incredibly generous no matter how you look at it
November 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
last night Lynn said I'm 60% Abbi and 40% Ilana and I think that's incredibly generous no matter how you look at it
I would say it all changed for me when I saw the bush full of trick-or-treat pumpkin baskets in different colors driving to work this morning
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I would say it all changed for me when I saw the bush full of trick-or-treat pumpkin baskets in different colors driving to work this morning
I think I'm all done pizza
October 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I think I'm all done pizza
need to see more of that giant bear that visits old Russian ppl on their birthdays and makes them cry
October 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
need to see more of that giant bear that visits old Russian ppl on their birthdays and makes them cry
at the Met thinking about this
October 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
at the Met thinking about this
therapist told me she has started saying girlie because of me
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
therapist told me she has started saying girlie because of me
I just know French babies go hard with pomme. Pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just know French babies go hard with pomme. Pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme pomme
too many of these out there I feel
August 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
too many of these out there I feel
I need another Dr. Pepper slushie...
August 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I need another Dr. Pepper slushie...
just had a Dr. Pepper slushie and I really don't think I ail anymore
August 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
just had a Dr. Pepper slushie and I really don't think I ail anymore
I miss my mom. I wish I could call her. I wish she could give me a hug.
July 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I miss my mom. I wish I could call her. I wish she could give me a hug.
when you think you're constipated so you take miralax but you actually have food poisoning :)
July 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
when you think you're constipated so you take miralax but you actually have food poisoning :)
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
i wish i could try every ice cream
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i wish i could try every ice cream
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alex g voice: eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee...
June 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
alex g voice: eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee...
the man at the law firm i interviewed at this morning asked me what kind of music I liked and I said math rock and he said "did you say meth or math?" and then typed something down on his laptop :-D
June 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the man at the law firm i interviewed at this morning asked me what kind of music I liked and I said math rock and he said "did you say meth or math?" and then typed something down on his laptop :-D
i need to get back into research so i can start gathering data for my hypothesis regarding the correlation between enjoying Tim Robinson and not growing up with a father who screams at their mother
June 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i need to get back into research so i can start gathering data for my hypothesis regarding the correlation between enjoying Tim Robinson and not growing up with a father who screams at their mother
@lynnloggedin.bsky.social sneakily added this family guy fetty wap cover to my workout playlist on spotify and every time it plays I have to listen to the whole thing bc it's technically a podcast and it skips in 15 second intervals
May 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@lynnloggedin.bsky.social sneakily added this family guy fetty wap cover to my workout playlist on spotify and every time it plays I have to listen to the whole thing bc it's technically a podcast and it skips in 15 second intervals
sometimes i feel punished for attempting to find joy in the banality of life!
May 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sometimes i feel punished for attempting to find joy in the banality of life!
ate a scoop of cold vegetable bean salad at the potluck birthday show last night and am now having d*******
Should Have Known Better
Sufjan Stevens · Carrie & Lowell · Song · 2015
open.spotify.com
May 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
ate a scoop of cold vegetable bean salad at the potluck birthday show last night and am now having d*******