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kkblackswamp.bsky.social
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kkblackswamp.bsky.social
[throws my feathered cap to the ground] this is bullshit
A green cap with a long, yellow feather on it.
February 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
ah..
A jar of kimchi. Inside it is a pair of kitchen shears.
December 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
just two roomies with matching adhd
A text conversation. At 1:47AM, the gray speech bubble asks: “where kitchen shears go.” At 8:13AM, the blue speech bubble replies: “idk.” At 11:55AM, gray says: “dang.” At 2:35PM, blue says “…… I don’t think I left them in the kimchi. but I am unmedicated as fuck. So I will check inside the kimchi jar when I get home”
December 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
local sunbeam boy very upset by surprise dental inspection
A sleeping, medium-haired tuxedo cat scrunches up his face. The cameraperson is poking at his lip to check his teeth, mid-sunbeam nap. The cat is cute, and disgruntled.
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
he looks like an ad for chewy 😭 someone please sponsor him 😭😭😭
A tuxedo kitten with the biggest, roundest eyes in the world stares curiously at the camera while perched on top of a box branded by Chewy.
December 3, 2024 at 4:34 PM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
he’s since graduated to Creature That Eats My Fucking Hands but “best behaved” remains hung on the mantle
A cat stares directly into the camera with comedically wide, blown eyes and a very pink nose.
November 20, 2024 at 12:46 AM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
this guy!! and his little hops!!!
Phanpy, a little blue elephant from Pokémon, hops up and down in a .GIF
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
my therapist has been fostering kittens and now as a reward for confronting my emotions, they will present one to me like this.

last session’s Reward Kitten was named Michael
In a cartoonish recreation of a scene, a kitten is held up to the camera of a Telehealth therapy appointment. Its eyes are very large. Its head is very round. It stares, unassuming, from the screen of an iPad. In the corner which previews the front-facing camera, the therapy client is openly weeping at the kitten’s appearance.
November 17, 2024 at 5:56 AM
kkblackswamp.bsky.social
everyone look at my boy right now. he’s the ugliest sleeper, unemployed, unmarried, and more cat than you’ll ever be
A fluffy tuxedo cat sleeps on a couch, in a beam of sun.
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 AM