kip ikiprian
@kkblackswamp.bsky.social
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🍊 “I love you. I’m glad I exist.” —Wendy Cope
🍊 “I love you. I’m glad I exist.” —Wendy Cope
my partner went to bed early and now i miss them :(
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
my partner went to bed early and now i miss them :(
applying for jobs im unqualified for is actually sooo fun especially when i ride so hard on my customer service experience and friendly demeanor. no, i am not familiar with QuickBooks, but i am Pure Of Heart
June 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
applying for jobs im unqualified for is actually sooo fun especially when i ride so hard on my customer service experience and friendly demeanor. no, i am not familiar with QuickBooks, but i am Pure Of Heart
not to be dramatic but my cat just brought me his worm-on-a-string (wet) (chewed on) (sentimental) (and yucky) and dropped it on my pillow (wet) (from crying) (loser behavior) so i have no choice but to both live and die for him
June 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
not to be dramatic but my cat just brought me his worm-on-a-string (wet) (chewed on) (sentimental) (and yucky) and dropped it on my pillow (wet) (from crying) (loser behavior) so i have no choice but to both live and die for him
time for me to do my dailies!! (opens Wordle, Duolingo, my antipsychotics)
April 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
time for me to do my dailies!! (opens Wordle, Duolingo, my antipsychotics)
number 1 most horrible thing my partner has done: come up to the bathroom door while i’m taking a shit to whisper “keep going! you can do it! i can hear every sound— you’re doing great!” i’m clogging this bitch in retribution
March 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
number 1 most horrible thing my partner has done: come up to the bathroom door while i’m taking a shit to whisper “keep going! you can do it! i can hear every sound— you’re doing great!” i’m clogging this bitch in retribution
i want to cuddle and snuggle and snooze and doze and nap and slumber and dream and snore and drowse but instead i must Be In A Cubicle. fucking agony
March 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
i want to cuddle and snuggle and snooze and doze and nap and slumber and dream and snore and drowse but instead i must Be In A Cubicle. fucking agony
the fact that my life is not funded by a series of fetch quests (for mushrooms, herbs, etc) taken off the town missive board is sooooo annoying
February 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
the fact that my life is not funded by a series of fetch quests (for mushrooms, herbs, etc) taken off the town missive board is sooooo annoying
sighing and yearning when we’re already dating and have been for months. like some new, weird kinda whore
February 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
sighing and yearning when we’re already dating and have been for months. like some new, weird kinda whore
what happened to him 😭😭😭😭 i just finished my spanish lesson and now i gotta make plans to duolin-go to the wake???
February 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
what happened to him 😭😭😭😭 i just finished my spanish lesson and now i gotta make plans to duolin-go to the wake???
did u know that when u type “how much aquarium gravel can i eat lbs” into google, it’ll give u the number for poison control. fucking useless. i dont need my stomach pumped i need answers. i also need new gravel for my aquarium but thats unrelated
January 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
did u know that when u type “how much aquarium gravel can i eat lbs” into google, it’ll give u the number for poison control. fucking useless. i dont need my stomach pumped i need answers. i also need new gravel for my aquarium but thats unrelated
just two roomies with matching adhd
December 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
just two roomies with matching adhd
Reposted by kip ikiprian
All you newbies drawing their first comic and haven't printed their comic before: 300 dpi, CMYK colours, bleed and safety, 0 0 0 100 K black text on a separate layer. Make sure you have all of these on all of your comics files, otherwise you'll end up like me having to fix 660 pages of my webcomic
December 11, 2024 at 2:47 PM
All you newbies drawing their first comic and haven't printed their comic before: 300 dpi, CMYK colours, bleed and safety, 0 0 0 100 K black text on a separate layer. Make sure you have all of these on all of your comics files, otherwise you'll end up like me having to fix 660 pages of my webcomic
i think i wanna get more into papercut-style art
December 10, 2024 at 7:23 PM
i think i wanna get more into papercut-style art
iOS update has turned my phone background unfixably black and I hate it. I picked that photo so lovingly. and now they are refusing to let me see my girlfriend. show her to me, Apple. Apple, show her to me.
December 9, 2024 at 3:20 AM
iOS update has turned my phone background unfixably black and I hate it. I picked that photo so lovingly. and now they are refusing to let me see my girlfriend. show her to me, Apple. Apple, show her to me.
local sunbeam boy very upset by surprise dental inspection
December 6, 2024 at 7:00 PM
local sunbeam boy very upset by surprise dental inspection
he looks like an ad for chewy 😭 someone please sponsor him 😭😭😭
December 3, 2024 at 4:34 PM
he looks like an ad for chewy 😭 someone please sponsor him 😭😭😭
what do I want? heh. not much :) I’m pretty humble! I just want to make everyone homemade gifts, for every occasion. and I don’t need much to do that :). now unrelated, but if anyone wants to buy me stained glass paints, wood burning tools, a glass carving dremel, a button press, a sewing machi
November 30, 2024 at 6:10 PM
what do I want? heh. not much :) I’m pretty humble! I just want to make everyone homemade gifts, for every occasion. and I don’t need much to do that :). now unrelated, but if anyone wants to buy me stained glass paints, wood burning tools, a glass carving dremel, a button press, a sewing machi
hey gang, as it turns out, you’ve never failed at anything ever? like, I just looked it up, and you exist as a rich tapestry of skills taught by each second of your human experience?? and only the fear of embracing more experiences hinders growth?? and if it’s not this then it’s something better???
November 25, 2024 at 3:27 AM
hey gang, as it turns out, you’ve never failed at anything ever? like, I just looked it up, and you exist as a rich tapestry of skills taught by each second of your human experience?? and only the fear of embracing more experiences hinders growth?? and if it’s not this then it’s something better???
dating someone who’s into astrology is so fun. the only thing they want this christmas is something I’ve never shared with anyone. it’s special. unique. (my personal government documents)
November 22, 2024 at 9:25 PM
dating someone who’s into astrology is so fun. the only thing they want this christmas is something I’ve never shared with anyone. it’s special. unique. (my personal government documents)
duolingo NEEDS an open chat lobby, how else am I gonna tell Brian over here to calm tf down. this is Obsidian League Day 3, okay, the fucking Vocab Video Game!! 4068 XP, fr??? go grind somewhere fulfilling, like minecraft, or the club
November 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
duolingo NEEDS an open chat lobby, how else am I gonna tell Brian over here to calm tf down. this is Obsidian League Day 3, okay, the fucking Vocab Video Game!! 4068 XP, fr??? go grind somewhere fulfilling, like minecraft, or the club
2021 a vet told me that Beetle was the “best behaved cat in the clinic” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
November 20, 2024 at 12:42 AM
2021 a vet told me that Beetle was the “best behaved cat in the clinic” and I’ve been chasing that high ever since
please don’t confuse my zeal for christmas to be religiously or consumeristically based— i’m into it as an act of self preservation. I decorate with the same regretful desperation as an alcoholic war vet
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
please don’t confuse my zeal for christmas to be religiously or consumeristically based— i’m into it as an act of self preservation. I decorate with the same regretful desperation as an alcoholic war vet
I use amazon prime like a library. Buying a mini projector rn just to use for my holiday crafting and then im sending that shit right back for a full refund, yall aint making me pay for SHIT
November 18, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I use amazon prime like a library. Buying a mini projector rn just to use for my holiday crafting and then im sending that shit right back for a full refund, yall aint making me pay for SHIT
this guy!! and his little hops!!!
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
this guy!! and his little hops!!!
gay audacity has me learning every craft known to man in preparation for xmas. I’m painting. I’m embroidering. now watch me learn leatherworking so I can get my hot girlfriend a personalized vape koozie that clips to their carabiner
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
gay audacity has me learning every craft known to man in preparation for xmas. I’m painting. I’m embroidering. now watch me learn leatherworking so I can get my hot girlfriend a personalized vape koozie that clips to their carabiner