Dad Nauseam 🔹🧀 🍺
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🍺, 🧀 & 👧— Girl Dad x3. Emotional sports fan, bad jokes, & sarcastic comments. I don’t struggle with ADHD, I enjoy every minute of it. #Packers Owner #BucksIn6 🦌 #Brewers #LoyolaChicago Alum
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Apparently saying the visitor chair is uncomfortable is the “wrong” thing to say to your post-hysterectomy wife in the recovery room.
Who knew?
Who knew?
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Apparently saying the visitor chair is uncomfortable is the “wrong” thing to say to your post-hysterectomy wife in the recovery room.
Who knew?
Who knew?
Does a deer shit in the woods?
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Does a deer shit in the woods?
We need more like her
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We need more like her
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invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
invaluable means valuable???? what the fuck are we even doing about this
This is legitimately wild
November 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This is legitimately wild
Keys to the Packers season: Score 27 points
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Keys to the Packers season: Score 27 points
Ah yes the age old question, what IS a catch?
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Ah yes the age old question, what IS a catch?
Boy this game is something else.
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Boy this game is something else.
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Love hurt, Willis great drive, missed XP.
That’s Packers football baby!
Why we making Winston look like a competent QB right now?
November 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Why we making Winston look like a competent QB right now?
Billion dollar idea:
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Billion dollar idea:
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
Muffin Tops but for Donuts instead.
Just the sprinkles and frosting and stuff and a little bit of the donut to keep it all together.
The ONE time my wife locks the back screen door is the time I was in the backyard
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The ONE time my wife locks the back screen door is the time I was in the backyard
My favorite part of school drop off are the 4/5th grader crossing guards who did not pay attention during training.
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My favorite part of school drop off are the 4/5th grader crossing guards who did not pay attention during training.
Okay but seriously, grocery store parking lot sunsets go hard.
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Okay but seriously, grocery store parking lot sunsets go hard.
Absolutely zero sense of urgency at the self checkout tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Absolutely zero sense of urgency at the self checkout tonight.
Who’s “we”?
Packers HC Matt LaFleur when asked if Brandon McManus will remain kicker:
"We're confident in Brandon."
"We're confident in Brandon."
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Who’s “we”?
Give me a topic and I will rank my top 5 things within said topic.
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Give me a topic and I will rank my top 5 things within said topic.
Not that I have a huge desire for a kid of mine to be back here anytime soon but dang, Children’s Hospitals really go above and beyond to make kids feel comfortable and safe.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Not that I have a huge desire for a kid of mine to be back here anytime soon but dang, Children’s Hospitals really go above and beyond to make kids feel comfortable and safe.
So I was admittedly is was a little skeptical of it but wow, if they fits they really do sits.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
So I was admittedly is was a little skeptical of it but wow, if they fits they really do sits.
Okay so maybe it was better when our defense was ass
GB is 1-3 when allowing 16 or less points. The rest of the league is 62-5.
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Okay so maybe it was better when our defense was ass
New favorite insult when someone needs to mind their own business:
“Stay in your lane, you ain’t on my roadtrip”
Courtesy of Macklemore’s song “No Bad Days.
“Stay in your lane, you ain’t on my roadtrip”
Courtesy of Macklemore’s song “No Bad Days.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
New favorite insult when someone needs to mind their own business:
“Stay in your lane, you ain’t on my roadtrip”
Courtesy of Macklemore’s song “No Bad Days.
“Stay in your lane, you ain’t on my roadtrip”
Courtesy of Macklemore’s song “No Bad Days.
I feel like I need a shower after watching that.
Just gross lol
Just gross lol
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I feel like I need a shower after watching that.
Just gross lol
Just gross lol
You either need to get up to the line and immediately and snap or take the TO.
Why not call timeout and get to your best play?
Also maybe don’t get absolutely destroyed upfront.
Also maybe don’t get absolutely destroyed upfront.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You either need to get up to the line and immediately and snap or take the TO.
I don’t even know what this offense is…
The third round WR doesn’t play on offense but the CB does?
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don’t even know what this offense is…
Parsons was literally tackled on the Barkley screen but okay
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Parsons was literally tackled on the Barkley screen but okay
I don’t know if this Eagles punter is the right Mann for the job
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I don’t know if this Eagles punter is the right Mann for the job