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KJez
@kjez.bsky.social
I run Smash tourneys in Michigan.

He/Him
There's this band called Tiny Moving Parts. They got this song called Dakota. Its got this line "The Midwest has blessed me with great friends, and unforgettable relationships". This is important to me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
"I think it is wrong to kill somebody just because they have a different opinion than you" says the guy next to me right before we are ceremonially executed on TV for having pronouns in our social media bios.
September 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They are calling me "K 'Balatro Speed Run World Record Holder' Jez"
August 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I think Monster Hunter Wilds has this problem where they streamlined so much of the game that there is no reason to play the game.
July 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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光線會遮蓋所有陰影,喺所有嘢中展現出美麗 light eclipses all shadows to reveal beauty in everything
July 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I was thinking about making Battle Of The Bads my last tourney as a TO (until smash 6 comes out probably) cause its been hard to do literally anything while on this cancer treatment but seeing everyone have fun inspired me to keep going and at the very least finish the year.
July 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Its such a crazy aura loss for your parents when you think you are cooking some secret family recipe only to find out its just the recommended recipe on the back of the box.
July 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It warms my heart when a Smash player says they can't make it to my events because they have work.
July 26, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Something that weirds me out about the internet is that you can find a seemingly endless amount of people to discuss your special interest, no matter how old it is, so you never really have to move on from anything.
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Nobody ever talks about how hard it is to be a white guy who doesnt listen to Radiohead.
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There's always a tough balance as an event organizer when investing your personal money into an event of like how would it be if we had X thing vs How much money is coming out of my pocket.
July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have a private discord server with only my friends that are over 30 where we share insane posts from random people online and everyone else in the server reacts by saying the poster needs to get a job.
July 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"I just think its funny that... " - Guy who has never thought anything is funny
July 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The employee at Hungry Howies doxxed me (I ordered delivery last week and she recognized my name on the order and shamed me for it when I came in to pick up pizza this week)
July 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thinking about how much of a cultural powerhouse the local Mcdonalds, Dennys and Taco Bell were in the small town I grew up in. Its probably the same across all of middle America.
July 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Let's say completely hypothetically a TO just lies about the people who will be attending an event, which tricks you into going and you still had a good time despite the other players never showing up. How evil is the TO in this scenario?
July 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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July 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every now and then I do special stuff only for people that I've had exceptional experiences with at events. I like to think of it as positive reinforcement for good behavior. I think maybe in community driven spaces picking favorites can be good.
July 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It kind of sucks having your primary hobbies be gaming and anime. Almost all of the discourse is lead by socially reclusive people, or literal children. For the most part I hate reading seeing takes about nearly any media I consume. I gotta get into some more positive, mature hobbies.
July 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Gamer dad or content creator mom?
July 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Its crazy how much worse the McDonald's snack wrap tastes now that its $3.
July 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
As everything gets worse I am pushed more towards the belief that "being online" is a net negative. It is so much harder to foster positive human connection compared to negative ones through online spaces. We gotta unplug the internet and return our humanity to our physical bodies.
July 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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I legitimately did not know he had these
July 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Society thrives when people throw blue shells they will never see land
July 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Making a white boy pick between a burger and a hotdog is actually so cruel.
July 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM