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felix • schön dick und weich und besonders saugstark • he/they • 31 • https://kittywitch.space
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George Clooney would get in ‘The Pitt’ and try to love someone. But only if asked. He said he’d reunite with Noah Wyle ‘in a heartbeat,’ but doesn’t ‘want to interrupt’ his pal’s new show unless asked.
George Clooney Would Reunite With Noah Wyle ‘in a Heartbeat’
George Clooney would get in ‘The Pitt’ and try to love someone. But only if asked. He said he’d reunite with Noah Wyle ‘in a heartbeat,’ but doesn’t ‘want to interrupt’ his pal’s new show unless asked.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Bettina Esther und ihr unabhängig produziertes Computer-Rollenspiel "Firmament Arschlecken" aus der Reihe "die Schriftrollen der Altvorderen"
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Die Pergamentrollen der Altvorderen: Firmament Arschlecken
November 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
time to celebrate the anniversary of a classic
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
coasted through the work day somehow hoping that I might at some point find some energy for anything but I'm still waiting
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
gerade auf Reddit einen Kommentar gelesen wo jemand meinte, dass man von 1,8k netto ja locker die Hälfte sparen kann sonst hat man ein Lifestyleproblem
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
new colleague said he had a let's play youtube account and dropped the exact amount of followers he had (higher 3 figure number) and purely based off of that info I found the channel within two minutes. internet sleuthing is an art
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
may the beam hit you
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
nick candescent & the creeds
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i need wicander to
a) get dicked down
b) have a mental breakdown
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
mein milchshake bringt alle jungs in den garten /
und sie so er ist besser als deiner /
verdammt noch eins er ist besser als deiner /
ich könnte es dir beibringen aber ich müsste es dir in rechnung stellen
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
unglücklicher begriff leute
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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finally available as a shirt!!!! 🦂🏳️‍⚧️
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Ein geschenkter Gaul sollte nicht mit Steinen werfen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
manchmal ist das so
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I shouldn't be out until 4 in the morning at my old age
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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felix (enters the living room, in nothing but underpants): drag name: Blauschimmelkäse.

exit felix.
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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na wo laufen sie denn? wo laufen sie denn hin?
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
alt text: photo of the reception at a vet clinic superimposed by dark souls-styled text reading "piss delivered"
November 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
alt text: photo of an orange cat looking at the camera superimposed by dark souls-styled text reading "piss acquired"
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
des san die partylichter vom moriaddy
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Reminder!!

Bluesky has a pronoun labeler you should really use!

Only those who subscribe to this will see it so you should do that. Don't worry, that's all it does.
Instructions are in the bio/first post.
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I now have my first meetings of the day most days between 8 and 8:30 which means I have to get used to getting up earlier bc I usually start working around 9 😔😔
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 AM