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kittyhatts.bsky.social
Virginia, Hattie, Whoever
@kittyhatts.bsky.social
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A menace, a bully, the worst person you know
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kittyhatts.bsky.social
If making this shirt hadn't been such a pain in the ass, I would make a version in every color known to man
A bathroom selfie of your favorite monster. I am wearing light blue jeans and a longsleeved, teal velvet shirt. My husband is passing by in the background, cryptid-like.
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Meme stating "most important events in history" above a timeline labeled "long ago" on the left and "2025" on the right. Just after "long ago" is an image of fire labeled as such; beside that, a wheel also labeled as such. The rest of the timeline is empty until an image of mega victreebel (you guessed it, also labeled as such) next to "2025" A beautiful pink and blue pastel image of three dolphins, with "The Brothers Karamazov" top center A brown horse with a white blaze marking and blue eyes stares directly at you. The phrase "valid to eat fingers" is written 3 times centered over the image, ominously on top of each other A piece of chocolate cake with chocolate icing. The word "cum" is written atop it in white icing. The perils of Spanish
September 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Is it better to smell the flowers??? Or the bread??? One is a dreamer. One is fiscally minded. You choose your path in life
A tan dog sniffs a bouquet of roses A black cat sniffs a piece of bread. Wait I think it's actually a peach. Fuck. My joke looks dumb now. Thanks stupid peach that looks like bread to my weak eyes
September 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Oh yeah this bathroom is grungy as fuuuuuck
A mirror selfie of me, your favorite monster. I'm wearing a silver crop top over a black corset with white constellation designs, and a black pleated miniskirt and black high-heeled, lace-up boots. The bathroom is a noxious shade of green and the wood floors are stained to hell
August 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Run, you are in danger (of moving) (to California)
August 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
The art + the artist
A white board that says "As sweet as watermelon..." in the top left corner, with a painted-on green rind on the right half. A pink pawprint is situated within the rind. Underneath, it says "Ophion ❤️" Ophion (aka Ophi" sits on a blue step. He is looking toward the camera with his tongue peeking out.
July 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Some might say I have too many stuffies... I say there is room for more
8 stuffies of varying sizes piled on a bed. They take up as much space as a person.
July 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Almost criminal how cute this guy is
A tan dog with a white muzzle and dark spots around his eyes stares up at the camera with a painfully precious expression. He is sitting on a blue step at his doggy daycare
July 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Just for you 😘
Selfie of your favorite menace in a black sleeveless mock turtleneck. My longish brown hair is curling over my shoulders and I am smiling in a way that says I know I look good
June 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Day 2 at the beach
A picture of the beach. The sky is very blue with wispy clouds. There is a blue, grey and white striped beach towel laid out in the sun. Clusters of people play in the water or lounge under an umbrella in the distance.
June 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Looking so cute both the girls at Ophi's daycare and my neighbor felt the need to let me know
Me, the menace of a lifetime, taking a mirror selfie. I'm wearinf a black floral dress and grey booties
June 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Perfect lake conditions
Picture of a lake on a sunny day. The water is greenish and the sky is very blue with wispy clouds. There are trees in the distance and a white dock in the foreground
May 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Hello
A black cat on a window shelf peeks out from behind a white and gray curtain
April 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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A minor miracle occurred today
Ophi, a tan dog, laying on a black blanket with colorful splats laid over a brown dog bed. Artemis, a black cat, sits next to him. This is the closest they've been, ever
April 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Ophi looks like he's been kicked out of the cool kids' club
Ophi, a tan dog with a white chest and black/gray muzzle, sits a few feet away from a group of three huskies—one pure white, one black and white, and one gray and white. There is an aura of loss about him
April 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Date night
A selfie of your local menace, head tilted toward one shoulder. I'm wearing a white off-shoulder dress with florals, a gold necklace that reads "violence", and silver earcuff A mirror selfie of your local menace crouching with elbows on knees. I'm in the same dress, and beneath the skirt green sandal heels are visible.
March 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Post a warning
A sign posted to a tree that says NO HORSES. Above it, someone has written NO PARENTS!, and below it NO BEDTIME!
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Feeling some type of way tonight so gonna focus on how cute my cat is
Artemis, a black cat, is curled on her side with her head pressed against the bed in such a way that only one ear is visible. She has her front paws curled under her chin.
March 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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When can I live like them
Ophi, a tan dog with a dark muzzle, splayed on a gray couch looking more comfortable than I've ever been in my life, yet somehow with an air of great suffering Artemis, a black cat, lounges under a gray and purple comforter, looking off to the side as though awaiting her husband back from the war
February 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Gonna go out this Saturday night and live my truth
Meme of a Star Wars man in a sassy pose, a closeup of an alluring gaze faded in the background. Text in bisexual colors says "Another day of being a slut in theory but never in practice" while smaller all white text says in parentheses "it's not the jedi way"
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Perfect girl. Best cat in the universe
Artemis, a black cat, is curled on a gray bedspread. He front paw is stretched between her outflung back paws. This is apparently a comfortable sleeping position
January 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Finishing one last book before the new year
A stemless wine glass with champagne and cherries sits on a coaster on a wooden table. A paperback copy of Pale Fire by Nabokov is propped up behind it against a basket.
January 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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My mom got me THE cutest socks in the entire WORLD. They are also so!!!! soft!!!!
A selfie from the waist to the mid calf, showing off above-the-knee socks. The top of them is brown and designed to look like little dog faces, including floppy ears attached at the sides. The rest of the socks are blue with thin pink and orange stripes
December 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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Everyone getting all riled up over MFAs/genre elitism is exhausting, everyone is middling and fighting to prove the other side is MORE middling is embarrassing
Meme of a tired-looking Black man holding a piece of construction paper with the phrase "We have this conversation every month. Please give it a rest." superimposed on it
December 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
kittyhatts.bsky.social
Just realized that I stopped making snickerdoodles like 14!!!! years ago bc of [Redacted]

Well guess what, I made them again for my nieces and nephews for Christmas and they're fucking DELICIOUS
Fifteen snickerdoodles cooling on a wire rack
December 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM