Neko Automata
@kittyeisenheim.bsky.social
F1 Nyan-binary Catperson, Sideshow ringmaster/professional bleeder of The Displayed Labors Sideshow, hentai lord, student body President of Lewds University, content creator, creature of the wheel… lord of the infernal engines
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Give this cat ten thousand dollars cash and the key to the city.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Give this cat ten thousand dollars cash and the key to the city.
I have cat anxiety myself. And my cat has Anime Mom Disease… so we feel this post.
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have cat anxiety myself. And my cat has Anime Mom Disease… so we feel this post.
I fought it like hell… I swear
November 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I fought it like hell… I swear
“…. Keno-Bee.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“…. Keno-Bee.”
So sick…. Hell yeah.
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
So sick…. Hell yeah.
“Help us O-Bee-Wan…” I’ll uhh… show myself out.
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Help us O-Bee-Wan…” I’ll uhh… show myself out.
What really gets my ire up…. Is knowing this woman is going to tell this story like they were effing Beowulf. Calling back to it on their deathbed, fondly.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What really gets my ire up…. Is knowing this woman is going to tell this story like they were effing Beowulf. Calling back to it on their deathbed, fondly.
Hated him since the 80’s, when I saw him on Oprah. History’s greatest asshole.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hated him since the 80’s, when I saw him on Oprah. History’s greatest asshole.
music.getyarn.io
November 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hell yeah. Full autonomy. If I want to shoot heroin, or put a gun in my mouth… that is my business.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Hell yeah. Full autonomy. If I want to shoot heroin, or put a gun in my mouth… that is my business.
Hold on a sec… let’s just hear him out. They might just hit that top rope stunner. Any minute now…
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hold on a sec… let’s just hear him out. They might just hit that top rope stunner. Any minute now…
Vengeance is the only fuel I’ve needed since 1985…. Bring lions.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Vengeance is the only fuel I’ve needed since 1985…. Bring lions.
We look great! Big move coming soon.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
We look great! Big move coming soon.
Yes. AAAAAND edge of seventeen gave my youth misspent a little something extra.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Yes. AAAAAND edge of seventeen gave my youth misspent a little something extra.
I had simply assumed this ivory leg, would propel them. #AccursedWhale
November 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had simply assumed this ivory leg, would propel them. #AccursedWhale
I have these!!!! Best shoes ever!!!! 😹😹😹
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I have these!!!! Best shoes ever!!!! 😹😹😹
You mean to tell me that running the country like the plot to The Boiler Room… was not the move??? Fucking shocked yo.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You mean to tell me that running the country like the plot to The Boiler Room… was not the move??? Fucking shocked yo.
Enjoy my own blood so much, I monitized the act!
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Enjoy my own blood so much, I monitized the act!
Growing up, my mom said it was the perfect roadtrip album. In 2016 I spend a week walking the streets of Tokyo in winter, with it on repeat…. She was not wrong.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Growing up, my mom said it was the perfect roadtrip album. In 2016 I spend a week walking the streets of Tokyo in winter, with it on repeat…. She was not wrong.
Newsom is useful and should be used. But Newsom should never be gotten wet, fed after midnight… or given the presidency.
November 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Newsom is useful and should be used. But Newsom should never be gotten wet, fed after midnight… or given the presidency.