Neko Automata
@kittyeisenheim.bsky.social
F1 Nyan-binary Catperson, Sideshow ringmaster/professional bleeder of The Displayed Labors Sideshow, hentai lord, student body President of Lewds University, content creator, creature of the wheel… lord of the infernal engines
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Describe your cats personality in one photo.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Describe your cats personality in one photo.
Surely THIS show about women of high society will fix me… I just know this is the one.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Surely THIS show about women of high society will fix me… I just know this is the one.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
October 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
Do you even fuck with Stakweather???
September 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do you even fuck with Stakweather???
“If this world, is as they say… born from chaos. Then surely so am I.”
September 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“If this world, is as they say… born from chaos. Then surely so am I.”
“I take a breath, but don’t ever take a rest. From the days of… you can take that up off your wrist.” - I Self Divine
September 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“I take a breath, but don’t ever take a rest. From the days of… you can take that up off your wrist.” - I Self Divine
“Pray for the forgiveness as you're stripped of your rights
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
September 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
“Pray for the forgiveness as you're stripped of your rights
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
White-collared people always seem to decide
Ask yourself a question, do you need to conform?
With the brain-washing games that are engaged to restrain now
The power to cure, the power to kill
The power is ours, we'll use it at will”
Middle of job interview: “No, you NEED to understand. I… am a profoundly unserious person. If you can live with that, well… I’ve got a tiger by the tail. And I don’t want to let it go.”
September 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Middle of job interview: “No, you NEED to understand. I… am a profoundly unserious person. If you can live with that, well… I’ve got a tiger by the tail. And I don’t want to let it go.”
This is the best picture we have of her.
August 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is the best picture we have of her.
If reporters do not start asking Pam Bondi “how many billiard balls can she fit in her mouth?” Daily…. I will fucking off myself.
July 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
If reporters do not start asking Pam Bondi “how many billiard balls can she fit in her mouth?” Daily…. I will fucking off myself.
If you happen to know me/have known me for at least the last two decades, happen to be Gen-X, and gatekept Omaha the Cat Dancer from me, know this…. I. Will. Dig. Your. Fucking. Grave.
July 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
If you happen to know me/have known me for at least the last two decades, happen to be Gen-X, and gatekept Omaha the Cat Dancer from me, know this…. I. Will. Dig. Your. Fucking. Grave.
“Lotta brown around here. Got that white girl for ya!”
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“Lotta brown around here. Got that white girl for ya!”
