kitti 😻
@kittikelo.bsky.social
city girl washed up on a rural beach🎮 Nerdy trans gamer girl 🏳️⚧️ She/Her 😊
![[AI] Chicken Trump
Trump's head on a fat chicken body](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreifi42png2fid7zavw527f35l2yclxmrmejn62vxi6lytn3ztivoau@jpeg)
![[AI] Chicken Trump holding a taco
Trump's head with a chicken beak on a fat chicken body holding a taco](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreigbqov5xnikqaue7d43p77ftryvirl65x4vvj3eiysakk7an27xiu@jpeg)
![[AI] Trump with chickens and a taco
Trump holding a taco, surrounded by four chickens with another sombrero-wearing chicken on his shoulder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreibndlpyapiu7iu5dvo4okdqos3s4whsltyb5hzvlgn6muyui2dgqu@jpeg)
May 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I think I did at least as good as this right
April 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I think I did at least as good as this right
Holy shit y'all Trump is a member of MS-13! It's been tattooed right there on his forehead this whole time. How did we ever miss that
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Holy shit y'all Trump is a member of MS-13! It's been tattooed right there on his forehead this whole time. How did we ever miss that
From now on, every time I get a receipt that calls out sales tax, I'm going to throw a fit and tell the cashier how they are being hostile and political
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
From now on, every time I get a receipt that calls out sales tax, I'm going to throw a fit and tell the cashier how they are being hostile and political
The stock market has jumped right out the window like an apocryphal broker in the Great Depression.
April 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The stock market has jumped right out the window like an apocryphal broker in the Great Depression.
On this Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a booby call! (A consult with a surgeon 😜) I'm gonna be *real* visible soon. Thinking I'll go big enough to make them visible from space
March 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On this Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a booby call! (A consult with a surgeon 😜) I'm gonna be *real* visible soon. Thinking I'll go big enough to make them visible from space
State Dept straight up saying they'll kick out any legal green card or other visa holder they want to, for whatever reason they want.
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
March 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
State Dept straight up saying they'll kick out any legal green card or other visa holder they want to, for whatever reason they want.
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Having seen Elon's visual representation of a "truck," I think this just means he actually knows nothing about the Social Security database
March 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Having seen Elon's visual representation of a "truck," I think this just means he actually knows nothing about the Social Security database
Hmm I don't think that's for enjoying small things
March 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hmm I don't think that's for enjoying small things
Remember to buy everything today instead of tomorrow, cause that'll really show everyone how serious we are about still giving corporations the same amount of money regardless of what they do 🤷♀️
February 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Remember to buy everything today instead of tomorrow, cause that'll really show everyone how serious we are about still giving corporations the same amount of money regardless of what they do 🤷♀️
See how easy it is to just completely make shit up? (2/2)
February 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
See how easy it is to just completely make shit up? (2/2)
BREAKING: House Republicans just voted to turn over control of the US nuclear arms stockpile to Russia (1/2)
February 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
BREAKING: House Republicans just voted to turn over control of the US nuclear arms stockpile to Russia (1/2)
Hiding from a storm with my squishmallows
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hiding from a storm with my squishmallows
Cat on a box in a box!
February 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Cat on a box in a box!
This text makes me want to break my TV, wtf are you trying to do here Nestlé
February 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This text makes me want to break my TV, wtf are you trying to do here Nestlé
Really, he should have seen it coming. Tesla's self-driving cars run people over and SpaceX's rockets explode
February 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Really, he should have seen it coming. Tesla's self-driving cars run people over and SpaceX's rockets explode
Though I am loath to admit it, Trump supporters are people too. They just wanna believe all the happy little lies that everything will be better
February 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Though I am loath to admit it, Trump supporters are people too. They just wanna believe all the happy little lies that everything will be better
Happy Presidents' Day 😜
February 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Presidents' Day 😜
Because Donald Trump is a wanker
February 16, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Because Donald Trump is a wanker
"Fake news" and "alternative facts" will destroy our country. People don't know how to be rational or think critically anymore, and as a result, we have a society of lemmings who consider themselves to be independent thinkers. Anybody who disagrees with you is just "ignorant" of the "real facts"
February 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"Fake news" and "alternative facts" will destroy our country. People don't know how to be rational or think critically anymore, and as a result, we have a society of lemmings who consider themselves to be independent thinkers. Anybody who disagrees with you is just "ignorant" of the "real facts"