kitti 😻
@kittikelo.bsky.social
city girl washed up on a rural beach🎮 Nerdy trans gamer girl 🏳️⚧️ She/Her 😊
![[AI] Chicken Trump
Trump's head on a fat chicken body](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreifi42png2fid7zavw527f35l2yclxmrmejn62vxi6lytn3ztivoau@jpeg)
![[AI] Chicken Trump holding a taco
Trump's head with a chicken beak on a fat chicken body holding a taco](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreigbqov5xnikqaue7d43p77ftryvirl65x4vvj3eiysakk7an27xiu@jpeg)
![[AI] Trump with chickens and a taco
Trump holding a taco, surrounded by four chickens with another sombrero-wearing chicken on his shoulder](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lhcnwhc4jx5tyxqx45trlpvl/bafkreibndlpyapiu7iu5dvo4okdqos3s4whsltyb5hzvlgn6muyui2dgqu@jpeg)
May 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Holy shit y'all Trump is a member of MS-13! It's been tattooed right there on his forehead this whole time. How did we ever miss that
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Holy shit y'all Trump is a member of MS-13! It's been tattooed right there on his forehead this whole time. How did we ever miss that
From now on, every time I get a receipt that calls out sales tax, I'm going to throw a fit and tell the cashier how they are being hostile and political
April 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
From now on, every time I get a receipt that calls out sales tax, I'm going to throw a fit and tell the cashier how they are being hostile and political
The stock market has jumped right out the window like an apocryphal broker in the Great Depression.
April 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The stock market has jumped right out the window like an apocryphal broker in the Great Depression.
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Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
April 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon's involvement in the Wisconsin Supreme Court race cost his candidate around 5% of the vote--even though he spent $25 million dollars on his behalf.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
Elon's endorsee ran 5 points behind the other statewide Republican candidate. That's an unbelievably negative return on investment.
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April 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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On this Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a booby call! (A consult with a surgeon 😜) I'm gonna be *real* visible soon. Thinking I'll go big enough to make them visible from space
March 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On this Transgender Day of Visibility, I have a booby call! (A consult with a surgeon 😜) I'm gonna be *real* visible soon. Thinking I'll go big enough to make them visible from space
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New in PN: John Roberts created a monster. It's about to eat him.
"After all, how can the rightwing justices expect a future president — particularly a Democratic one — to accept rulings limiting the exercise of their power from a Court that served as the judicial stooge of an aspiring dictator?"
"After all, how can the rightwing justices expect a future president — particularly a Democratic one — to accept rulings limiting the exercise of their power from a Court that served as the judicial stooge of an aspiring dictator?"
John Roberts created a monster. It's about to eat him.
The Supreme Court faces an existential dilemma of its own creation.
www.publicnotice.co
March 31, 2025 at 1:13 PM
New in PN: John Roberts created a monster. It's about to eat him.
"After all, how can the rightwing justices expect a future president — particularly a Democratic one — to accept rulings limiting the exercise of their power from a Court that served as the judicial stooge of an aspiring dictator?"
"After all, how can the rightwing justices expect a future president — particularly a Democratic one — to accept rulings limiting the exercise of their power from a Court that served as the judicial stooge of an aspiring dictator?"
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I know which one I am chhosing, 100 times out of 100.
March 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I know which one I am chhosing, 100 times out of 100.
State Dept straight up saying they'll kick out any legal green card or other visa holder they want to, for whatever reason they want.
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
March 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
State Dept straight up saying they'll kick out any legal green card or other visa holder they want to, for whatever reason they want.
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Right now it's "illegal activity" but clearly that is subject to change
Three years now since the highest point of my life. I wish I didn't have to think about it every day.
March 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Three years now since the highest point of my life. I wish I didn't have to think about it every day.
Usually I just ignore streaming ad breaks and look at my phone, but I gotta say these State Farm "Bateman instead of Batman" commercials are hilarious
March 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Usually I just ignore streaming ad breaks and look at my phone, but I gotta say these State Farm "Bateman instead of Batman" commercials are hilarious
Magas: "liberals don't know how to co-exist with people they disagree with"
Also magas: "people in the cities aren't part of actual <insert state here>"
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Also magas: "people in the cities aren't part of actual <insert state here>"
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March 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Magas: "liberals don't know how to co-exist with people they disagree with"
Also magas: "people in the cities aren't part of actual <insert state here>"
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Also magas: "people in the cities aren't part of actual <insert state here>"
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How about... who cares? If the driver can pass coordination and reaction time tests, they are safe to drive, even if they are high. If the driver cannot pass those tests, they are not safe to drive, even if they are sober. This is pretty simple. Don't test for substances, test for impairment.
Driving while high is hard to detect. States are racing to find a good tool
Police are experimenting with various methods to determine whether drivers are under the influence of marijuana, but unlike alcohol, a number of factors make that difficult to know with certainty.
www.npr.org
March 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How about... who cares? If the driver can pass coordination and reaction time tests, they are safe to drive, even if they are high. If the driver cannot pass those tests, they are not safe to drive, even if they are sober. This is pretty simple. Don't test for substances, test for impairment.
"I had measles when I was a kid, and I turned out fine."
No shit. It's not like the people who didn't turn out fine are gonna say something, now are they 🙄
Vaccinate your kids, people.
No shit. It's not like the people who didn't turn out fine are gonna say something, now are they 🙄
Vaccinate your kids, people.
March 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"I had measles when I was a kid, and I turned out fine."
No shit. It's not like the people who didn't turn out fine are gonna say something, now are they 🙄
Vaccinate your kids, people.
No shit. It's not like the people who didn't turn out fine are gonna say something, now are they 🙄
Vaccinate your kids, people.
Ok now do Trump
The former Philippine president is the first former leader from Asia to face charges at the International Criminal Court. Human rights groups say his violent crackdowns left up to 30,000 dead.
Rodrigo Duterte is in custody in The Hague for crimes against humanity trial
The former Philippine president is the first former leader from Asia to face charges at the International Criminal Court. Human rights groups say his violent crackdowns left up to 30,000 dead.
www.npr.org
March 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ok now do Trump
Here's some (relatively) good news. Columbia University's Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil will remain in the country. Now if they would just let him go free...
Judge halts deportation of Palestinian activist whose arrest was celebrated by Trump
Mahmoud Khalil is a legal U.S. resident who had a prominent role in Columbia University protests.
www.politico.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Here's some (relatively) good news. Columbia University's Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil will remain in the country. Now if they would just let him go free...
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The European Parliament has accused the Trump administration of “blackmailing” Ukraine’s leadership into capitulating to Russia with a forced ceasefire.
EU lawmakers accuse US of ‘blackmailing’ Zelenskyy into ceasefire
With transatlantic trust in disarray, MEPs call for Europe-led defense.
www.politico.eu
March 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The European Parliament has accused the Trump administration of “blackmailing” Ukraine’s leadership into capitulating to Russia with a forced ceasefire.
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A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”