Probably, after a disappointing encounter where the cursed object tries to suck out my life force (much like other people I've dated) I will go back to women. They're pretty and make adorable noises when you squish them.

I didn't know it existed! Now I will.

And if you want them even closer intertwined: dark romance is divine.

As soon as Netflix makes a show with cake decorating AND crime, they will win the steaming world, I swear.

This is the dream.

"Mom, he's twelve. Despite my childhood, child labor is no longer legal." --from an actual conversation with my mom.

Borrow from SpongeBob and start every chapter with "10 days later..."

Don't kill your darlings--cut and paste them to let them die from lack of attention.

Yes, please

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