Kit Ellery 🌈
@kitterlyunhinged.bsky.social
Dark Romance and Sapphic Romance. Bisexual. A little unhinged.
She/Her
She/Her
Pinned
If you like dark romance, be a good girl and give me a follow.
I've been informed I'm unhinged at the moment. I don't know how to get rehinged. I imagine it involves metal tools and being hung from a doorframe. The idea has some appeal, but I decline at this time.
January 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've been informed I'm unhinged at the moment. I don't know how to get rehinged. I imagine it involves metal tools and being hung from a doorframe. The idea has some appeal, but I decline at this time.
I've decided to be in a throuple with the mated squirrels that hang outside my window. The fluffy one violently chitters at me when I throw Apple Jacks at him. It reminds me of my father, and I've been told that's what women look for in a man.
January 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I've decided to be in a throuple with the mated squirrels that hang outside my window. The fluffy one violently chitters at me when I throw Apple Jacks at him. It reminds me of my father, and I've been told that's what women look for in a man.
I'm not dating women anymore. I no longer date men either. Really, I only want dinner and drinks with possessed objects or maybe those little cheese balls that come in a canister? They're very cute.
January 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm not dating women anymore. I no longer date men either. Really, I only want dinner and drinks with possessed objects or maybe those little cheese balls that come in a canister? They're very cute.
Scene: Loud, crowded bar, opposite sides of the pool table.
Characters: Me and girl I was teaching to play
Action: I crooked my finger to encourage her to come close so I could show her her shot.
Denouement: She immediately came over. I died of gay panic.
Characters: Me and girl I was teaching to play
Action: I crooked my finger to encourage her to come close so I could show her her shot.
Denouement: She immediately came over. I died of gay panic.
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Scene: Loud, crowded bar, opposite sides of the pool table.
Characters: Me and girl I was teaching to play
Action: I crooked my finger to encourage her to come close so I could show her her shot.
Denouement: She immediately came over. I died of gay panic.
Characters: Me and girl I was teaching to play
Action: I crooked my finger to encourage her to come close so I could show her her shot.
Denouement: She immediately came over. I died of gay panic.
The highlight of digital books is that no one in the office can tell that as you eat lunch at your desk, you're reading about getting spanked.
November 15, 2024 at 9:32 PM
The highlight of digital books is that no one in the office can tell that as you eat lunch at your desk, you're reading about getting spanked.
Two roads diverged, and I stood there so fucking long I forgot where I was going.
November 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Two roads diverged, and I stood there so fucking long I forgot where I was going.
If you like dark romance, be a good girl and give me a follow.
November 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
If you like dark romance, be a good girl and give me a follow.
On one hand, I should pay attention to politics; as a citizen of a democracy I am responsible. On the other hand, they no longer have asylums where I can wear a long white dress and meander around acres of lawn while contemplating death, so it's not safe.
November 14, 2024 at 4:14 PM
On one hand, I should pay attention to politics; as a citizen of a democracy I am responsible. On the other hand, they no longer have asylums where I can wear a long white dress and meander around acres of lawn while contemplating death, so it's not safe.
It's time to bring back female hysteria. If I'm going to lose all my rights, I at least want my doctor to prescribe me a vibrator.
November 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
It's time to bring back female hysteria. If I'm going to lose all my rights, I at least want my doctor to prescribe me a vibrator.
Critics will tell you that #darkromance is shallow while they pen their 3rd screenplay about a middle-aged man obsessing over a young woman as a metaphor for man's search for meaning.
November 14, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Critics will tell you that #darkromance is shallow while they pen their 3rd screenplay about a middle-aged man obsessing over a young woman as a metaphor for man's search for meaning.
What if you knew that just one day could change everything...so you chose to call in sick. You didn't save the world and get the girl, but you did some laundry, watched Agatha All Along, and you didn't have to deal with that asshole Steve at work. Pretty good for a Wednesday, yeah?
November 14, 2024 at 12:23 AM
What if you knew that just one day could change everything...so you chose to call in sick. You didn't save the world and get the girl, but you did some laundry, watched Agatha All Along, and you didn't have to deal with that asshole Steve at work. Pretty good for a Wednesday, yeah?