Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat
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Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat
@kittenbeard.bsky.social
Yippeeeeee
20m 🔞- Furry (Avid UwU-er) - Pansexual (OwO) - Gamer (Ask me for my steam :] )
No art is mine!!
If we’re chill I’m also in discord for chatting 🫶 (I’m in Maine btw)
NSFW acc! No Minors!

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Make her fucking whimper? You’re a piece of shit.

I just miss having a mother I could look up to. A mom I could talk about good memories of her to my friends. Instead I feel like all the shit she’s been doing these last 7 years have been erasing anything good I remember her being.

Fuck.
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Year life because I’ve been in college. And I know this.

What did she do instead of listening to me? Screamed at the dog for being a bitch and never listening. She pinched her side and yanked her down from the window.

Yes you can pull her from the window gently by her chest or collar, but if you
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
She kept telling the dog “Shhhhh” as if she fucking understands that??? You KNOW that she doesn’t listen to “shh” as a god damn command. Tell her “Bad.” Tell her to “Down.” From the window. It’s not fucking rocket science you dipshit.

Hell, I’ve been around her only like four years total of her 7
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Time has passed anyways because they’re engaged now, but still funny
May 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Wait but what if they WERE is the thing
May 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Well okay but then I also had a friend that invited me to go swimming at like 10pm alone in a cliff jumping area - but I know they aren’t into me so like it’s genuinely hard to tell if it’s okay to make a move or comment without being the bad one
May 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Don’t hear it anymore.
It hurts. I hurt. I’ve started to enjoy not being at home which fucking scares me, because all the animals and people I love are here. I just want her to stop being a bomb every day, and just relax for once.
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Him. Yes, me saying oh shut up through the wall is directed at you and not at friends. You are insufferable. Every day you yell and scream and victimize yourself. Every day just the smallest of things sets you off and makes you a ticking time bomb.

Every day I want you two to get divorced so I
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Screaming at the dog about concepts she doesn’t understand (She’s looking at you because she likes you, not because she’s rushing you and pressuring you yelling “GOGOGOGO FUCKING MOVE FASTER” like you’re telling yourself)

No my dad is not out to get you by forgetting things that you’ve never told
March 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I WANNA FEEL THE SLIME GOING IN I THINK IT WOULD FEEL COOL-
March 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM