Kittenbeard the Pirate Cat
@kittenbeard.bsky.social
Yippeeeeee
20m 🔞- Furry (Avid UwU-er) - Pansexual (OwO) - Gamer (Ask me for my steam :] )
No art is mine!!
If we’re chill I’m also in discord for chatting 🫶 (I’m in Maine btw)
NSFW acc! No Minors!
Vibing ig :3
20m 🔞- Furry (Avid UwU-er) - Pansexual (OwO) - Gamer (Ask me for my steam :] )
No art is mine!!
If we’re chill I’m also in discord for chatting 🫶 (I’m in Maine btw)
NSFW acc! No Minors!
Vibing ig :3
Phew that was a good cry.
Genuinely haven’t in a little while, this time I started reminiscing about childhood holidays. I miss being able to decorate a tree, the sounds, smells, smiling faces, the goofy music my dad would play… I miss just the memories of being a happy family, they seem rare now.
Genuinely haven’t in a little while, this time I started reminiscing about childhood holidays. I miss being able to decorate a tree, the sounds, smells, smiling faces, the goofy music my dad would play… I miss just the memories of being a happy family, they seem rare now.
July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Phew that was a good cry.
Genuinely haven’t in a little while, this time I started reminiscing about childhood holidays. I miss being able to decorate a tree, the sounds, smells, smiling faces, the goofy music my dad would play… I miss just the memories of being a happy family, they seem rare now.
Genuinely haven’t in a little while, this time I started reminiscing about childhood holidays. I miss being able to decorate a tree, the sounds, smells, smiling faces, the goofy music my dad would play… I miss just the memories of being a happy family, they seem rare now.
Fun planned :3
May 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Fun planned :3
Definitely didn’t just excuse myself from family time to punch the fuck out of a suitcase and make my knuckles bleed because of how pissed off my mom just made me.
Her fuse is so fucking short it’s impossible to ever give suggestions for how to handle the dog not listening without her blowing up.
Her fuse is so fucking short it’s impossible to ever give suggestions for how to handle the dog not listening without her blowing up.
May 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Definitely didn’t just excuse myself from family time to punch the fuck out of a suitcase and make my knuckles bleed because of how pissed off my mom just made me.
Her fuse is so fucking short it’s impossible to ever give suggestions for how to handle the dog not listening without her blowing up.
Her fuse is so fucking short it’s impossible to ever give suggestions for how to handle the dog not listening without her blowing up.
I feel SO bad I may or may not have dislodged her IUD… TWICE in the last month or two - If I ever meet her doc she is gonna be mad at me
May 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I feel SO bad I may or may not have dislodged her IUD… TWICE in the last month or two - If I ever meet her doc she is gonna be mad at me
I didn’t realize for a while thag the whole “Make it so she can’t walk the next day” is an actual thing until the first time 😭
She genuinely couldn’t go to the campus store after and I had to go for her sjdnnffnfnf
She genuinely couldn’t go to the campus store after and I had to go for her sjdnnffnfnf
May 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I didn’t realize for a while thag the whole “Make it so she can’t walk the next day” is an actual thing until the first time 😭
She genuinely couldn’t go to the campus store after and I had to go for her sjdnnffnfnf
She genuinely couldn’t go to the campus store after and I had to go for her sjdnnffnfnf
CHAT SHES AS FREAKY AS ME
She definitely didn’t send me a long long message about somno and what she’d want to do to me definitely not oh my god I melt
She definitely didn’t send me a long long message about somno and what she’d want to do to me definitely not oh my god I melt
May 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
CHAT SHES AS FREAKY AS ME
She definitely didn’t send me a long long message about somno and what she’d want to do to me definitely not oh my god I melt
She definitely didn’t send me a long long message about somno and what she’d want to do to me definitely not oh my god I melt
Wow… I’m kinda decent at writing horny according to this girl because she is now “Hot and throbbing” and she’s mad because I’m not there to help out hsndfnfnfnfnnfnc
WHOOPS
WHOOPS
May 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wow… I’m kinda decent at writing horny according to this girl because she is now “Hot and throbbing” and she’s mad because I’m not there to help out hsndfnfnfnfnnfnc
WHOOPS
WHOOPS
Sometimes I have to wonder if I have every been hit on and just never realized it…
I mean I was pretty oblivious that the cuddles and Lego time was actually a gal hitting on me until she started to kiss my shirt while cuddling LMFAO
I mean I was pretty oblivious that the cuddles and Lego time was actually a gal hitting on me until she started to kiss my shirt while cuddling LMFAO
May 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes I have to wonder if I have every been hit on and just never realized it…
I mean I was pretty oblivious that the cuddles and Lego time was actually a gal hitting on me until she started to kiss my shirt while cuddling LMFAO
I mean I was pretty oblivious that the cuddles and Lego time was actually a gal hitting on me until she started to kiss my shirt while cuddling LMFAO
I just had a GREAT horny dream for like the first time in an absurdly long time-
It was just a really intimate night and included a lot of fingering and clit massage and it was just really fucking nice shdnfjfffc
It was just a really intimate night and included a lot of fingering and clit massage and it was just really fucking nice shdnfjfffc
April 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I just had a GREAT horny dream for like the first time in an absurdly long time-
It was just a really intimate night and included a lot of fingering and clit massage and it was just really fucking nice shdnfjfffc
It was just a really intimate night and included a lot of fingering and clit massage and it was just really fucking nice shdnfjfffc
Cried for the first time in a WHILE last night, felt good… I miss home and am overwhelmed by assignments TwT
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Cried for the first time in a WHILE last night, felt good… I miss home and am overwhelmed by assignments TwT
Pop rocks don’t feel like anything in a BJ btw I have done the research (she begged me to let her try 😭)
April 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pop rocks don’t feel like anything in a BJ btw I have done the research (she begged me to let her try 😭)
Heard on the tv in passing “He likes to watch his victims pass out again and again” and my horrible ass said “Me too as long as they promise to do it back to me~”
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Heard on the tv in passing “He likes to watch his victims pass out again and again” and my horrible ass said “Me too as long as they promise to do it back to me~”
I do not feel mentally well
Think I’m in another rutt or something
I just want one morning where there is no screaming.
Think I’m in another rutt or something
I just want one morning where there is no screaming.
March 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I do not feel mentally well
Think I’m in another rutt or something
I just want one morning where there is no screaming.
Think I’m in another rutt or something
I just want one morning where there is no screaming.
I fucking want to like pvp on sea of thieves. I fucking want to.
Instead I’m here picking at my skin anxiously, screaming swears constantly, and feeling like I’m boiling alive.
I just want to get the cool ghost skin, man.
I need to go put a bandaid on now.
Instead I’m here picking at my skin anxiously, screaming swears constantly, and feeling like I’m boiling alive.
I just want to get the cool ghost skin, man.
I need to go put a bandaid on now.
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I fucking want to like pvp on sea of thieves. I fucking want to.
Instead I’m here picking at my skin anxiously, screaming swears constantly, and feeling like I’m boiling alive.
I just want to get the cool ghost skin, man.
I need to go put a bandaid on now.
Instead I’m here picking at my skin anxiously, screaming swears constantly, and feeling like I’m boiling alive.
I just want to get the cool ghost skin, man.
I need to go put a bandaid on now.
God I wish slimes existed irl and weren’t the dissolving kind… no reason.
March 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
God I wish slimes existed irl and weren’t the dissolving kind… no reason.
I apparently bruised her boobs because of how she liked me squeezing them-
Guh sex is tiring I feel heavy
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I apparently bruised her boobs because of how she liked me squeezing them-
Dude it’s always when I am so deep into the sauce of a smut story or comic that someone knocks on the door or comes in fuck
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Dude it’s always when I am so deep into the sauce of a smut story or comic that someone knocks on the door or comes in fuck
Also ego boost that she says I’m the biggest she’s had :3
Guh sex is tiring I feel heavy
February 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Also ego boost that she says I’m the biggest she’s had :3
Guh sex is tiring I feel heavy
February 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Guh sex is tiring I feel heavy
DUDE we made out again (less teeth this time 💀) and when I tell you how turned on I was jfc
February 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
DUDE we made out again (less teeth this time 💀) and when I tell you how turned on I was jfc
Chat I just made out for the first time
Also my first kiss
Also my first kiss
February 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Chat I just made out for the first time
Also my first kiss
Also my first kiss
So after building legos for a few hours today she played with my hair for a while and then laid on my legs and we watched tiktoks with eachother
Guh
Guh
LIKE SHE SAID SHE COULDNT SEE A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME SPECIFICALLY RIGHT NOW BUT GIRL YOURE COMING ON A BIT STRONG FOR FRIENDS
February 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
So after building legos for a few hours today she played with my hair for a while and then laid on my legs and we watched tiktoks with eachother
Guh
Guh
Dude it would be so cool
February 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Dude it would be so cool
Dude I still feel like it’s in me it’s been all day since I took it out 💀
Sleeping with a plug in was fuuuuuuun :3
Plus waking up to a vibe alarm too lmfao
Plus waking up to a vibe alarm too lmfao
February 11, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Dude I still feel like it’s in me it’s been all day since I took it out 💀