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“Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals into giving their kids ‘woke’ names like Tyler and Justin when they should have been naming them Stonewall and Forrest,” said Trump
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Trump Orders All Children Born Under Biden To Be Renamed After Confederate Generals
WASHINGTON—In an effort to restore what he said were traditional American values that the previous administration had attempted to destroy, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday decreeing that all children born while President Joe Biden was in office would be renamed after Confederate generals. “Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals […]
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March 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Parents across the country were shamed by angry liberals into giving their kids ‘woke’ names like Tyler and Justin when they should have been naming them Stonewall and Forrest,” said Trump
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Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans
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March 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Officials Accidentally Text Journalist War Plans
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression theonion.com/trump-s...
March 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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since my mom doesn't know about this account im gonna announce im a huge gay furry #truthnuke
March 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
since my mom doesn't know about this account im gonna announce im a huge gay furry #truthnuke
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i have no traction on this app tis my life
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i have no traction on this app tis my life
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it’s happening
any fellow creators wanna build in a waveless circles level
any fellow creators wanna build in a waveless circles level
while i said i would t host another collab again, i think i might after all. the journey through it isnt good but the satisfaction of the finished product was such a great feeling.
definitely will take a few things into account next time though, like to only get creators that know how to optimize 😭
definitely will take a few things into account next time though, like to only get creators that know how to optimize 😭
February 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
it’s happening
any fellow creators wanna build in a waveless circles level
any fellow creators wanna build in a waveless circles level
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the ongoing new lavender scare has been hard for me to grapple with. if you are transgender do not get caught doing anything illegal and do not say anything anywhere that the state would want to prosecute you over. genuinely, be careful and prepare however you can
February 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
the ongoing new lavender scare has been hard for me to grapple with. if you are transgender do not get caught doing anything illegal and do not say anything anywhere that the state would want to prosecute you over. genuinely, be careful and prepare however you can
i have no traction on this app tis my life
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i have no traction on this app tis my life
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in the trump administration, “merit” is pronounced “white” like how strom thrumond said it.
Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story.
Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver.
This is what "merit" means to them.
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Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver.
This is what "merit" means to them.
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February 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
in the trump administration, “merit” is pronounced “white” like how strom thrumond said it.
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i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i find the concept of him passing away so fascinating
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elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world
February 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
elon musk is the generational case study of how lust for power, unlimited wealth, and the desire for a century long legacy can make you one of the most evil people curruently alive in the world
i just saw some disgusting shit and people are having positive interactions with it
February 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i just saw some disgusting shit and people are having positive interactions with it
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let he who is without labels cast the first block
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
let he who is without labels cast the first block
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elon musks method of childcare:
February 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
elon musks method of childcare:
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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February 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Fucking told yall
And there it is
“.. the share of Americans who think the economy is on the wrong track rose to 53% in the latest poll from 43% in the January 24-26 poll.”
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February 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Fucking told yall
I dont post as much as I should on here
February 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I dont post as much as I should on here
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i miss my old account. like imagine having a lot of REAL followers...
February 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i miss my old account. like imagine having a lot of REAL followers...
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need help catching up on the utility bill! we don't want to fall too far behind by mid march when shutoffs begin again
February 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
need help catching up on the utility bill! we don't want to fall too far behind by mid march when shutoffs begin again
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States