Aaron Kirby 🍄
kirbydiem.bsky.social
Aaron Kirby 🍄
@kirbydiem.bsky.social
Wrestling. Baseball. Mushrooms. CAPS LOCK.
Wait a second. Kevin Hart only has one bit!
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If Shohei Ohtani ever regresses to a below average player, I will cut my toes off
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The Amerikan Gunz are out here hitting the Doomsday Device to the outside like it's ain't reckless as all hell.
#wrestlesky
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"After the break, Ted Nugent joins us to discuss if rape is not as bad if a girl has gone through puberty. Fox News rolls on, after this."
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Why is raping children a divisive topic? We discuss next with Kid Rock. Fox News will be back after a word from our sponsors."
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Sneaky, sneaky! #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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unhittable
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why no baseball on
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I got my dog 2 months before GTA 5 came out. He turns 13 in June.
November 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
COME BACK TO ME MIYOKOS OAT MILK BUTTER
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm not ready to say goodbye to baseball
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ice agents are the biggest pussies on earth
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Unskippable cutscenes in video games should be illegal
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If Chicken of the Woods were available commercially, it would have a major impact on the food industry.
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Moroccan mint tea
Turmeric ginger tea
Hibiscus tea
Lemon ginger tea
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Still waiting for someone to make an app where you can find places to get haircuts based on boob size
October 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
MARINERS
October 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
DayQuil
Throat coat tea
Ripple
Bananas
October 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Every tweet shown on AEW programming is the wrestling equivalent of an alien trying to convince you they're a human when talking about food. "The great thing about pizza is the crust, and the cheese, also the sauce. Excited to see them together #calories."
October 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
B1. no egg tofu
R2. with tofu
B3. No egg tofu
Sweet mango sticky rice
October 16, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Dropped third strike being able to run to first. It's archaic and more than half the time the batters look stupid swinging at a ball in the dirt.
What's the one baseball rule you'd eliminate if you could?
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lol
Mike Johnson: "Let me predict what Sen. Kelly is gonna say on the show. He's gonna give you a long, impassioned speech about healthcare and how the subsidies are so important to make sure people don't die and all of this. Let me tell you something. This is not a healthcare fight."
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Dave's killer bread
Jif baby jif
Berries
Jacket
Snowsuit
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Milks
Pizza
Sausages
Key lime yogurt so delish
Pouches
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM