I understand that Americans losing TikTok is sad but please don’t be more incensed by that than what’s going on in your own government

I decided that simping is out for 2025 so obviously my brain decided to give me three new hyperfixations at once

You’d think the mafia could come up with a better phrase than 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻 “he’s sleeping with the fishes” 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

I am having the best laziest weekend despite my anxieties. A succulent Chinese meal definitely helped

I don’t have neighbourhood stories turned on for ts4 but somehow Nancy landgraab had twins so now I’ve gotta create some rich luxe baby room for Armondo and Kathleen 🙄

Do weekends give anyone else anxiety? So much pressure to “enjoy” my weekend when all I wanna do is play video games & cross stitch but in my brain that’s a “waste”

I’ve never used Shazam. If I’m meant to know, I’m meant to know

Friday. Fri-yay or Fri-nay?

bread time let's have a bread

Seeing as everyone is doing it here’s my interests for algorithm!

- Baldur’s Gate 3
- Astarion Ancunin
- Gale Dekarios
- @larianstudios.bsky.social masterpiece Baldur’s Gate 3
- vampire spawn elves
- autistic wizards
- BG3
- being a juice box for cute pansexual vampires
- the rizzard of Waterdeep

It’s totally legal to eat a wedge of cheese as a snack nobody can stop you or anything

Fixing my financial situation just by watching Caleb Hammer I’ve completely weaned myself off energy drinks cos it’s just “goin’ to the gas station and gettin’ some bullshit”

You claim to be an LGBT ally, yet you refuse to have sex with me? Wow. True colours moment.

My toxic trait is that I just had a dream where I became friends with harry styles just by being witty and woke absolutely convinced it would be the same IRL

Neurotypical ppl get on bluesky like “finally! A place to curate what I wanna see and spout off randomly after leaving twitter!” Meanwhile the autists didn’t really care about losing the other one cos we’re still on tumblr

So I remember when the app that must not be named was actually good and I spouted SO much random bs.

It’s about to get weird in here folks