Kira
@kiraagold.bsky.social
Artist, writer, reader.
I like perfume and cats and cake.
I like perfume and cats and cake.
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Kira
@kiraagold.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Hi. It’s been a while.
(Still a bog witch in a blue bathrobe.)
Right now I’m obsessed with herb gardens, 4711 Cologne and instant potatoes. Lately listening to 3rd Secret.
How about you?
(Still a bog witch in a blue bathrobe.)
Right now I’m obsessed with herb gardens, 4711 Cologne and instant potatoes. Lately listening to 3rd Secret.
How about you?
The fireflies are winking—they don’t know that the world is about to burn.
The cicadas do. They’re screaming.
The cicadas do. They’re screaming.
June 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fireflies are winking—they don’t know that the world is about to burn.
The cicadas do. They’re screaming.
The cicadas do. They’re screaming.
Uh, this scene of Anthony Bourdain getting flogged with birch branches by a middle-aged Russian woman needs a content rating…
Gah, he was fine.
Gah, he was fine.
June 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Uh, this scene of Anthony Bourdain getting flogged with birch branches by a middle-aged Russian woman needs a content rating…
Gah, he was fine.
Gah, he was fine.
Uh, Holy See, blink twice if you need help.
May 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Uh, Holy See, blink twice if you need help.
I feel like you can tell a person’s age by what Val Kilmer character they crushed on first.
April 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I feel like you can tell a person’s age by what Val Kilmer character they crushed on first.
Do you think the Oval Office couches do the Hillary Shoulder Shimmy of Squick every time JD Vance stands up?
March 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Do you think the Oval Office couches do the Hillary Shoulder Shimmy of Squick every time JD Vance stands up?
Yellow and Blue (detail) - Mark Rothko, 1954.
March 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yellow and Blue (detail) - Mark Rothko, 1954.
Guy in Walgreens intimacy section— “They should call it lubriCAN, not lubriCANT.”
February 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Guy in Walgreens intimacy section— “They should call it lubriCAN, not lubriCANT.”
Nothing like being told what my “place as a woman is” by a man who lists his only education as Middle School.
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Nothing like being told what my “place as a woman is” by a man who lists his only education as Middle School.
Was firmly told to go outside and breathe fresh air.
My elfin thyme seems to be wintering well—
Also, one of my neighbors uses some kind of lemon vanilla Shalimar scented dryer sheets and they’re NICE.
My elfin thyme seems to be wintering well—
Also, one of my neighbors uses some kind of lemon vanilla Shalimar scented dryer sheets and they’re NICE.
February 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Was firmly told to go outside and breathe fresh air.
My elfin thyme seems to be wintering well—
Also, one of my neighbors uses some kind of lemon vanilla Shalimar scented dryer sheets and they’re NICE.
My elfin thyme seems to be wintering well—
Also, one of my neighbors uses some kind of lemon vanilla Shalimar scented dryer sheets and they’re NICE.
Trade wars have casualties too.
That’s Kentucky—the red state that produces bourbon, that Canada is pushed into boycotting.
One of the poorest, most undereducated, unemployed, lowest ranked healthcare states in the US is going to lose billions in income.
People are going to die because of this.
That’s Kentucky—the red state that produces bourbon, that Canada is pushed into boycotting.
One of the poorest, most undereducated, unemployed, lowest ranked healthcare states in the US is going to lose billions in income.
People are going to die because of this.
February 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Trade wars have casualties too.
That’s Kentucky—the red state that produces bourbon, that Canada is pushed into boycotting.
One of the poorest, most undereducated, unemployed, lowest ranked healthcare states in the US is going to lose billions in income.
People are going to die because of this.
That’s Kentucky—the red state that produces bourbon, that Canada is pushed into boycotting.
One of the poorest, most undereducated, unemployed, lowest ranked healthcare states in the US is going to lose billions in income.
People are going to die because of this.
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If you are fine with calling it the Gulf of America you should be fine with using someone’s correct pronouns or new name.
January 31, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you are fine with calling it the Gulf of America you should be fine with using someone’s correct pronouns or new name.
NepoNazi bought Twitter to kick off his girlfriend when she blocked him.
When the FAA spanked him (a $633k fine is pennies to him) for practicing unsafe SpeX, he bought FOTUS to get the FAA defunded because he was butt-hurt.
He’ll nuke the planet if it upsets his feefees—and now he has the codes.
When the FAA spanked him (a $633k fine is pennies to him) for practicing unsafe SpeX, he bought FOTUS to get the FAA defunded because he was butt-hurt.
He’ll nuke the planet if it upsets his feefees—and now he has the codes.
February 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
NepoNazi bought Twitter to kick off his girlfriend when she blocked him.
When the FAA spanked him (a $633k fine is pennies to him) for practicing unsafe SpeX, he bought FOTUS to get the FAA defunded because he was butt-hurt.
He’ll nuke the planet if it upsets his feefees—and now he has the codes.
When the FAA spanked him (a $633k fine is pennies to him) for practicing unsafe SpeX, he bought FOTUS to get the FAA defunded because he was butt-hurt.
He’ll nuke the planet if it upsets his feefees—and now he has the codes.
January 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So now it’s officially TrikTok, right?
January 20, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So now it’s officially TrikTok, right?
Pooka’s vet mentioned how they were scrambling to get pet carriers to LA.
Also, If you need to move your pets in a hurry but don’t have a proper carrier, you can improvise with a laundry basket or two.
(He’s fine, just old and crotchety)
Also, If you need to move your pets in a hurry but don’t have a proper carrier, you can improvise with a laundry basket or two.
(He’s fine, just old and crotchety)
January 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pooka’s vet mentioned how they were scrambling to get pet carriers to LA.
Also, If you need to move your pets in a hurry but don’t have a proper carrier, you can improvise with a laundry basket or two.
(He’s fine, just old and crotchety)
Also, If you need to move your pets in a hurry but don’t have a proper carrier, you can improvise with a laundry basket or two.
(He’s fine, just old and crotchety)
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go—
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Nothin' to do, nowhere to go—
#HappyNewYear
#HappyNewYear
And lo, upon this Christmas Eve, she too late discovered that the jar of chicken soup base was in fact honey mustard.
December 24, 2024 at 5:51 PM
And lo, upon this Christmas Eve, she too late discovered that the jar of chicken soup base was in fact honey mustard.
Dame Prue Leith in a raspberry beret is just plain awesome.
December 12, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Dame Prue Leith in a raspberry beret is just plain awesome.
Cashier, sniffing my clearance candle: That smells like a doctor’s office! But for rich people—you know, like a *specialist.*
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Cashier, sniffing my clearance candle: That smells like a doctor’s office! But for rich people—you know, like a *specialist.*
I’ve boiled 73 eggs in the past 6 days.
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I’ve boiled 73 eggs in the past 6 days.
With a nose stud you have keep loopy things out of your face: terry washcloths, bouclé turtlenecks and that one relative who says “looks like you got a booger, there” every damned year.
November 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
With a nose stud you have keep loopy things out of your face: terry washcloths, bouclé turtlenecks and that one relative who says “looks like you got a booger, there” every damned year.
What song is stuck in your head right now?
(🎼Dearrr Pruudennnce, won’t you come come out to playyy?)
(🎼Dearrr Pruudennnce, won’t you come come out to playyy?)
November 22, 2024 at 11:47 PM
What song is stuck in your head right now?
(🎼Dearrr Pruudennnce, won’t you come come out to playyy?)
(🎼Dearrr Pruudennnce, won’t you come come out to playyy?)