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@kintsugikid.bsky.social
Specialties: Technology Alliances, Hairless Cats, Sarcasm.
Retired Emo Kid.
Retired Emo Kid.
I don’t think I’ve ever found Christmas gifts for my Conservative family members this early in the year… *goes to put in my bulk order*
August 3, 2023 at 3:55 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever found Christmas gifts for my Conservative family members this early in the year… *goes to put in my bulk order*
Contrary to popular belief, Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant and not a Barbie movie experiential marketing event.
July 21, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Contrary to popular belief, Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant and not a Barbie movie experiential marketing event.
“That means nothing.”
*pulls another one out of the box from 2 years later.*
*pulls another one out of the box from 2 years later.*
July 13, 2023 at 10:44 PM
“That means nothing.”
*pulls another one out of the box from 2 years later.*
*pulls another one out of the box from 2 years later.*
My husband: “You are such a hoarder.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
July 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
My husband: “You are such a hoarder.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Shout out to all the Skeeters who bulk purchased stamps in December and have been spreading Christmas cheers throughout the year because you refuse to buy new non-holiday stamps.
July 13, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Shout out to all the Skeeters who bulk purchased stamps in December and have been spreading Christmas cheers throughout the year because you refuse to buy new non-holiday stamps.
Anyone have any one-pot or simple meat-inclusive recipes they like?
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
July 10, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Anyone have any one-pot or simple meat-inclusive recipes they like?
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Just gonna find a shorter insult…
June 18, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Just gonna find a shorter insult…
Not gonna lie… I was a bit disappointed to find out José O’Shea’s was ONLY Mexican food and not Mexican-Irish fusion… whatever that might be.
June 17, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Not gonna lie… I was a bit disappointed to find out José O’Shea’s was ONLY Mexican food and not Mexican-Irish fusion… whatever that might be.
My husband: Why did you move a TV upstairs in front of the other TV?
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
June 16, 2023 at 11:13 PM
My husband: Why did you move a TV upstairs in front of the other TV?
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Pride Month Hot Take: Ivan Ooze is a gay icon.
June 11, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Pride Month Hot Take: Ivan Ooze is a gay icon.
You beat me to the Midwest Emo album cover. 🤣
June 10, 2023 at 12:36 AM
You beat me to the Midwest Emo album cover. 🤣
So I’m a big fan of the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series but this is ridiculous.
June 9, 2023 at 11:10 PM
So I’m a big fan of the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series but this is ridiculous.
Anyone ever tie a song to a very specific moment/situation?
I’ll never be able to unpair Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles from the movie White Chicks.
What’s your song/moment tie in?
I’ll never be able to unpair Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles from the movie White Chicks.
What’s your song/moment tie in?
June 8, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Anyone ever tie a song to a very specific moment/situation?
I’ll never be able to unpair Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles from the movie White Chicks.
What’s your song/moment tie in?
I’ll never be able to unpair Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles from the movie White Chicks.
What’s your song/moment tie in?
Me on my flight sitting next to two Texas Good o’le Boys.
June 6, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Me on my flight sitting next to two Texas Good o’le Boys.
Best Fraaaaaaaands
Sphynx and Golden Doodle
Sphynx and Golden Doodle
June 6, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Best Fraaaaaaaands
Sphynx and Golden Doodle
Sphynx and Golden Doodle
Not me waiting to break this out during my family’s next sibling fight.
May 29, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Not me waiting to break this out during my family’s next sibling fight.
Not me waiting to break this out during my next sibling fight…
May 29, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Not me waiting to break this out during my next sibling fight…
Midwest culture is sitting at the Texas Roadhouse bar and no one commenting that Martina McBride is singing White Christmas on the monitors in late-May.
May 28, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Midwest culture is sitting at the Texas Roadhouse bar and no one commenting that Martina McBride is singing White Christmas on the monitors in late-May.
Finally. A company giving the people what they want: a Tetris playing chicken nugget.
May 27, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Finally. A company giving the people what they want: a Tetris playing chicken nugget.
Millennials scrolling through Zillow
May 21, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Millennials scrolling through Zillow
“So Drag Race is like the NFL but All Stars Drag Race is like the Avengers.” - me talking to my straight brother
May 20, 2023 at 1:09 AM
“So Drag Race is like the NFL but All Stars Drag Race is like the Avengers.” - me talking to my straight brother
And now we sit on kitchen counters
May 19, 2023 at 1:29 AM
And now we sit on kitchen counters