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kintsugikid.bsky.social
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@kintsugikid.bsky.social
Specialties: Technology Alliances, Hairless Cats, Sarcasm.

Retired Emo Kid.
I don’t think I’ve ever found Christmas gifts for my Conservative family members this early in the year… *goes to put in my bulk order*
August 3, 2023 at 3:55 AM
July 24, 2023 at 5:42 PM
Contrary to popular belief, Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant and not a Barbie movie experiential marketing event.
July 21, 2023 at 1:48 AM
“That means nothing.”
*pulls another one out of the box from 2 years later.*
July 13, 2023 at 10:44 PM
My husband: “You are such a hoarder.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
July 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Shout out to all the Skeeters who bulk purchased stamps in December and have been spreading Christmas cheers throughout the year because you refuse to buy new non-holiday stamps.
July 13, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Anyone have any one-pot or simple meat-inclusive recipes they like?

Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
July 10, 2023 at 11:50 PM
July 3, 2023 at 9:33 PM
June 24, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Just gonna find a shorter insult…
June 18, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Not gonna lie… I was a bit disappointed to find out José O’Shea’s was ONLY Mexican food and not Mexican-Irish fusion… whatever that might be.
June 17, 2023 at 6:22 PM
My husband: Why did you move a TV upstairs in front of the other TV?
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
June 16, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Pride Month Hot Take: Ivan Ooze is a gay icon.
June 11, 2023 at 12:13 AM
You beat me to the Midwest Emo album cover. 🤣
June 10, 2023 at 12:36 AM
So I’m a big fan of the Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader series but this is ridiculous.
June 9, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Anyone ever tie a song to a very specific moment/situation?

I’ll never be able to unpair Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles from the movie White Chicks.

What’s your song/moment tie in?
June 8, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Me on my flight sitting next to two Texas Good o’le Boys.
June 6, 2023 at 9:36 PM
Best Fraaaaaaaands
Sphynx and Golden Doodle
June 6, 2023 at 12:49 AM
Not me waiting to break this out during my family’s next sibling fight.
May 29, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Not me waiting to break this out during my next sibling fight…
May 29, 2023 at 11:11 PM
Midwest culture is sitting at the Texas Roadhouse bar and no one commenting that Martina McBride is singing White Christmas on the monitors in late-May.
May 28, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Finally. A company giving the people what they want: a Tetris playing chicken nugget.
May 27, 2023 at 9:24 PM
Millennials scrolling through Zillow
May 21, 2023 at 8:54 PM
“So Drag Race is like the NFL but All Stars Drag Race is like the Avengers.” - me talking to my straight brother
May 20, 2023 at 1:09 AM
And now we sit on kitchen counters
May 19, 2023 at 1:29 AM