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@kintsugikid.bsky.social
Specialties: Technology Alliances, Hairless Cats, Sarcasm.
Retired Emo Kid.
Retired Emo Kid.
Marry someone who ruins your “Siri, who sings this song?” request with their version of a low rent Christina Aguilera - note runs and all. Bonus points for public displays of talent.
August 25, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Marry someone who ruins your “Siri, who sings this song?” request with their version of a low rent Christina Aguilera - note runs and all. Bonus points for public displays of talent.
I don’t think I’ve ever found Christmas gifts for my Conservative family members this early in the year… *goes to put in my bulk order*
August 3, 2023 at 3:55 AM
I don’t think I’ve ever found Christmas gifts for my Conservative family members this early in the year… *goes to put in my bulk order*
Normalize using Taylor Swift’s All Too Well (10 min version) as a unit of time measurement.
August 2, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Normalize using Taylor Swift’s All Too Well (10 min version) as a unit of time measurement.
Sometimes I think I want the new Tamagotchi purely for the nostalgia but then I remember I have 2 cats, a dog, and a husband who has been incapacitated for 2 weeks after surgery… and then I think that little digital pet could be the thing that breaks me
July 27, 2023 at 4:35 AM
Sometimes I think I want the new Tamagotchi purely for the nostalgia but then I remember I have 2 cats, a dog, and a husband who has been incapacitated for 2 weeks after surgery… and then I think that little digital pet could be the thing that breaks me
Contrary to popular belief, Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant and not a Barbie movie experiential marketing event.
July 21, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Contrary to popular belief, Casa Bonita is a Mexican restaurant and not a Barbie movie experiential marketing event.
Sometimes you have to have a heart to heart chat with your cat, look them in the eye, and tell them if you vomit on me, I’ll vomit on you. It’s about mutual respect.
July 16, 2023 at 12:02 AM
Sometimes you have to have a heart to heart chat with your cat, look them in the eye, and tell them if you vomit on me, I’ll vomit on you. It’s about mutual respect.
My husband: “You are such a hoarder.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
July 13, 2023 at 10:42 PM
My husband: “You are such a hoarder.”
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Me: “No, I’m not.”
*pulls this out of a box*
Shout out to all the Skeeters who bulk purchased stamps in December and have been spreading Christmas cheers throughout the year because you refuse to buy new non-holiday stamps.
July 13, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Shout out to all the Skeeters who bulk purchased stamps in December and have been spreading Christmas cheers throughout the year because you refuse to buy new non-holiday stamps.
Anyone have any one-pot or simple meat-inclusive recipes they like?
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
July 10, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Anyone have any one-pot or simple meat-inclusive recipes they like?
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Unrelated picture of my cat in a coat for post attention.
Just watched a Boomer explode at a liquor store worker when the Boomer wanted to know if they took “out of town cash” and no one knew what the hell he was saying because “out of town cash” isn’t a thing.
July 3, 2023 at 7:30 PM
Just watched a Boomer explode at a liquor store worker when the Boomer wanted to know if they took “out of town cash” and no one knew what the hell he was saying because “out of town cash” isn’t a thing.
What’s your current pet peeve?
Mine has become long intro-credits on TV shows without the ability to skip. I don’t want to watch an artsy collage to the tune of a slowed down alt-rock song. **looks at MGM+‘s From**
Mine has become long intro-credits on TV shows without the ability to skip. I don’t want to watch an artsy collage to the tune of a slowed down alt-rock song. **looks at MGM+‘s From**
July 2, 2023 at 9:07 PM
What’s your current pet peeve?
Mine has become long intro-credits on TV shows without the ability to skip. I don’t want to watch an artsy collage to the tune of a slowed down alt-rock song. **looks at MGM+‘s From**
Mine has become long intro-credits on TV shows without the ability to skip. I don’t want to watch an artsy collage to the tune of a slowed down alt-rock song. **looks at MGM+‘s From**
Midwest culture is: going to a hibachi dinner for your birthday from the moment you can eat solid foods until death.
June 28, 2023 at 4:48 PM
Midwest culture is: going to a hibachi dinner for your birthday from the moment you can eat solid foods until death.
Normalize yelling “YASSS QUEEN! WERQ!” at tourists taking pictures
June 26, 2023 at 10:32 PM
Normalize yelling “YASSS QUEEN! WERQ!” at tourists taking pictures
Some people pray for world peace. I pray that streaming companies learn that a trailer is not a random minute-long clip from the middle of the content.
June 25, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Some people pray for world peace. I pray that streaming companies learn that a trailer is not a random minute-long clip from the middle of the content.
On the next episode of “Your Body Hates You In Your 30s”: Going to the Gym Now Causes Heartburn
June 23, 2023 at 7:51 PM
On the next episode of “Your Body Hates You In Your 30s”: Going to the Gym Now Causes Heartburn
Just gonna find a shorter insult…
June 18, 2023 at 1:35 AM
Just gonna find a shorter insult…
Not gonna lie… I was a bit disappointed to find out José O’Shea’s was ONLY Mexican food and not Mexican-Irish fusion… whatever that might be.
June 17, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Not gonna lie… I was a bit disappointed to find out José O’Shea’s was ONLY Mexican food and not Mexican-Irish fusion… whatever that might be.
Maturing is wanting hibachi food but not wanting the full watch-as-they-cook presentation.
June 17, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Maturing is wanting hibachi food but not wanting the full watch-as-they-cook presentation.
My husband: Why did you move a TV upstairs in front of the other TV?
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
June 16, 2023 at 11:13 PM
My husband: Why did you move a TV upstairs in front of the other TV?
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Me: We can either choose not to see each other for 5 weeks or we can live in harmony while I play the new Final Fantasy game. Your choice.
Ever been so upset at not being able to leave an iPhone group chat that has an Android user that you consider a long con of becoming a developer and getting a job at Apple just to change the SMS features? No? Just me?
June 16, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Ever been so upset at not being able to leave an iPhone group chat that has an Android user that you consider a long con of becoming a developer and getting a job at Apple just to change the SMS features? No? Just me?
Pride Month Hot Take: Ivan Ooze is a gay icon.
June 11, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Pride Month Hot Take: Ivan Ooze is a gay icon.