ghost ace
kinkcynical.bsky.social
ghost ace
@kinkcynical.bsky.social
this person doesn't really exist
🔞 cis male. gray aegosexual. heteroish. 44.
Notoriously cheap to get one of these "Conservation is requiring an engineered plan for a deconstruction protocol on file."
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The irrigation(?) pipe hanging in the 4th pic out is just magical.
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by ghost ace
We're just kidding, Elon's never invented a single thing himself. Join our Patreon!

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November 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Not enough to body slam but to drop an elbow from the upper rope?

o7
November 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Little short for a storm trooper, no?
November 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yeah, I'm sure they can be considered masters of race science, the only science that will get funding now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Who the fuck taught her that word and how the fuck did she use it properly?
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I hope that quisling fuck gets what he deserves.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The base will eat that shit up. They aren't upset about the child rape, they are upset that they didn't get married first.

Or after. Lotta red state child marriage laws aren't clear on that part.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
She knows it take 20 minutes to escape.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Looks moist. Hopefully water.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's not even safe to be a citizen either.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Pretty sure that really started going when congress decided to make it legal for congress to insider trade.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
"Oh, they fucking listen after too!?!!"
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Next he'll be mad that the male sexbots women can buy last longer than 23 seconds and demand laws to fix that.
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Lookit me! Me am humon! Me am free solo master! Allez! Allez!"
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Burnt spit pig?

Thousand years jail for such libel!
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Someone set their Mario 64 to maths.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
9:11 never forget to blaze it
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
At least he is displaying his trophies in the open instead of in the bathroom again.
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by ghost ace
November 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The hard part is shaking you afterwards to mix the chemicals.
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 AM