Trousers_
@kingtrousers.bsky.social
Adult
A dolt
Duck daddy dude with alliterative attitude
A dolt
Duck daddy dude with alliterative attitude
It was reasonably warm yesterday. I put my big fat duck out in the snow.
She plopped down looked me in the eye and started shivering. She's the most designed for this shit possible and cant hack it.
How did i raise such a big dumb sissy duck?
She plopped down looked me in the eye and started shivering. She's the most designed for this shit possible and cant hack it.
How did i raise such a big dumb sissy duck?
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
It was reasonably warm yesterday. I put my big fat duck out in the snow.
She plopped down looked me in the eye and started shivering. She's the most designed for this shit possible and cant hack it.
How did i raise such a big dumb sissy duck?
She plopped down looked me in the eye and started shivering. She's the most designed for this shit possible and cant hack it.
How did i raise such a big dumb sissy duck?
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Not a single one of those ICE slobs should ever know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives.
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Not a single one of those ICE slobs should ever know a moment's peace for the rest of their lives.
Got needled up at the pharmacy
Whooping cough babies better think twice before crossing me
Whooping cough babies better think twice before crossing me
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Got needled up at the pharmacy
Whooping cough babies better think twice before crossing me
Whooping cough babies better think twice before crossing me
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The strongly worded letter to end all strongly worded letters
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The strongly worded letter to end all strongly worded letters
I told my grandad that im doubled up on life insurance so if I somehow learn what a kilo of freshly triggered c4 tastes like he better get a fucking hot tub with my chunk change
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 AM
I told my grandad that im doubled up on life insurance so if I somehow learn what a kilo of freshly triggered c4 tastes like he better get a fucking hot tub with my chunk change
I got in my car and had the vents pointed at me at like tier 3. As my car started I screamed like a spider just crawled into my urethra turning the knobs down so I dont get flash frozen
December 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I got in my car and had the vents pointed at me at like tier 3. As my car started I screamed like a spider just crawled into my urethra turning the knobs down so I dont get flash frozen
When the cops pull up and your thumbs get caught in your nipple rings
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
When the cops pull up and your thumbs get caught in your nipple rings
I feel bad for John fetterman. In a better world he'd spend his days rolling down hills in a big tire or eating lightbulbs. Hes way more qualified for that
November 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I feel bad for John fetterman. In a better world he'd spend his days rolling down hills in a big tire or eating lightbulbs. Hes way more qualified for that
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Taking princess cupcakes to the vet. So far it looks like she just has a monster hemroid so probs not a big deal
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Taking princess cupcakes to the vet. So far it looks like she just has a monster hemroid so probs not a big deal
My fat dumb chicken tried to shake dust off but forgot she's dumb and fat so she shook in slow motion and almost rolled over
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My fat dumb chicken tried to shake dust off but forgot she's dumb and fat so she shook in slow motion and almost rolled over
Pinball discussions
October 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Pinball discussions
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
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www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍
↓
www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
in the wake of kirk getting merked and nazis crawling from the woodwork, heres an Aus-Rotten cut
also recc Fuck Nazi Sympathy if you want a less politically charged track
also recc Fuck Nazi Sympathy if you want a less politically charged track
Modern Day Witch Hunt
YouTube video by Aus Rotten - Topic
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
in the wake of kirk getting merked and nazis crawling from the woodwork, heres an Aus-Rotten cut
also recc Fuck Nazi Sympathy if you want a less politically charged track
also recc Fuck Nazi Sympathy if you want a less politically charged track
What if Tony Clifton walked in and sat down with a ouija board?
September 13, 2025 at 12:24 PM
What if Tony Clifton walked in and sat down with a ouija board?
I got my record player up and dont know bsky TOS near well enough to say anything else
check out aus rotten if you dig hard-core punk type shit
that is a pig wielding a Dildo crucifix. A crucidix if you will
check out aus rotten if you dig hard-core punk type shit
that is a pig wielding a Dildo crucifix. A crucidix if you will
September 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I got my record player up and dont know bsky TOS near well enough to say anything else
check out aus rotten if you dig hard-core punk type shit
that is a pig wielding a Dildo crucifix. A crucidix if you will
check out aus rotten if you dig hard-core punk type shit
that is a pig wielding a Dildo crucifix. A crucidix if you will
i loaded up wplace for the first time. dropped in a sea of confusion. i swam to the surface emerging amongst a mass gathering of mikus, some deltarunes, and a slutty deer. as to be expected in Sydney. i take heed of my surroundings to be inundated with a figure on the horizon. is that Northernlion?
September 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i loaded up wplace for the first time. dropped in a sea of confusion. i swam to the surface emerging amongst a mass gathering of mikus, some deltarunes, and a slutty deer. as to be expected in Sydney. i take heed of my surroundings to be inundated with a figure on the horizon. is that Northernlion?
Hit some record stores for records to stores
August 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Hit some record stores for records to stores
Final dungeon for the players to earn a househome. Took me a while but I settled on putting the WAU from Soma into Monster House then vacuum sealed it so they can't take too long
August 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Final dungeon for the players to earn a househome. Took me a while but I settled on putting the WAU from Soma into Monster House then vacuum sealed it so they can't take too long
Cat 2: the Dark Redemption decided it was a nice enough day to check out.
here's a clip of her snacking while Biggus Duckus baptizes her.
here's a clip of her snacking while Biggus Duckus baptizes her.
August 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cat 2: the Dark Redemption decided it was a nice enough day to check out.
here's a clip of her snacking while Biggus Duckus baptizes her.
here's a clip of her snacking while Biggus Duckus baptizes her.
Tom Lehrer once again managing to be relevant in like 17 different ways
Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
July 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Tom Lehrer once again managing to be relevant in like 17 different ways
I unfucked my record player set up and accidentally nightcored Aus Rotten
July 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I unfucked my record player set up and accidentally nightcored Aus Rotten