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King of Spooky Tarts
@kingtart.bsky.social
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Down with the monarchy
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his

Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
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I thought I was the only tipsy one on bsky tonight!
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Xmas is coming.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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And only a few extra pieces!
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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This time change has really messed with my mind.
The tart king mugs for the camera. There is a semi functional printer in the background.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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STOP! 🛑

Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Screenshot of my phone’s wallpaper. It’s a photo of origami art by Maud Vantour showing squares of rainbow colours paper
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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This bookshop has its priorities right.
A bookshelf label that reads Dogs in very large letters and “+ cats” in smaller letters below
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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I’m in my happy place
Cora, the best dog in the whole world, laying on top of me, the king of Tarts.
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Flannel season is my favourite season.
Me, the king of tarts, wearing a red flannel shirt
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Found some time yesterday to go for a walk in the park with a camera. Felt great to stretch that particular muscle again.
October 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Lunchtime walk with the pup.
Me, the king of tarts, and Cora, the best puppy, on a walk together.
October 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Gif from Happy Endings. Penny Hartz is wearing a helmet because she keeps bonkin her noggin. The caption reads “I have to wear this stupid helmet.”
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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It’s finally bubble bath season again.
Selfie of a king of tarts in the bath
September 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Time to hack a mainframe.
Screenshot from Reboot showing Enzo and Bob.
September 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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If you see this, Quote Post with a title screen that’s iconic to you!
Star Trek Deep Soace 9 title card with a shuttle craft in the foreground
September 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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White guy quiz thingy: uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

Posting again because bsky cropped the hell out of it the first time.
September 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Let’s see those face cards, babes!
A selfie of me, the King of Tarts.
September 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I might never move from this spot.
Me, the king of tarts, with a very large puppy on his legs totally and completely unable to move.
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
The word “cum” (Latin for “with”) graffitied on a wall painted a deep green. Many years from now scholars will wonder why this Latin word was painted on the surface.
September 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Ghost boys
Photo of two men reflected in a window, listening to some terrible soft pop music down the street and waiting for more ghost boys to arrive.
August 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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What’s your favorite cruising spot? I’ll go first:
Screen shot from the power generator under Theed Palace in Star Wars: the Phantom Menace
August 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Wow. She’s the best dog you monster.
Cora the dog pulling on a toy
August 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Should I be worried? I’m worried
Selfie of me, the king of tarts, looking worried about a moose. No mooses were harmed in the making of this photo.
August 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM