King of Wintery Tarts
@kingtart.bsky.social
Down with the monarchy
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
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Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Is fag
Explain your username:
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
Total over reaction based on insecurity. Red flag. 🚩
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Total over reaction based on insecurity. Red flag. 🚩
The way her relationship with Stevie changes over the seasons and the nuance when she directs the musical gets me every time single time.
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 AM
The way her relationship with Stevie changes over the seasons and the nuance when she directs the musical gets me every time single time.
Goodnight Miles
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Goodnight Miles
Thank you! I wanted to find him in Night Court but there aren’t any gifs.
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Thank you! I wanted to find him in Night Court but there aren’t any gifs.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
The only other person in this pool is singing Christmas Carols to herself.
This is a new form of torture.
This is a new form of torture.
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
The only other person in this pool is singing Christmas Carols to herself.
This is a new form of torture.
This is a new form of torture.
I need to sleep. Why can't I sleep.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
February 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
I need to sleep. Why can't I sleep.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
Oh! The Holst suites are sorta symphonic, but they're for winds instead of strings. I love them.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Oh! The Holst suites are sorta symphonic, but they're for winds instead of strings. I love them.
That looks like a fantastic time!
February 9, 2026 at 6:24 AM
That looks like a fantastic time!
Oof. Swimming is hard. Ouch.
February 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Oof. Swimming is hard. Ouch.
You’re a good parent.
February 8, 2026 at 7:18 AM
You’re a good parent.
Ooh I do love that one too. I’d read the Wikipedia article on the Berlioz. It’s wonderful on its own but there was a bit of a narrative in his mind as he wrote it.
February 8, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Ooh I do love that one too. I’d read the Wikipedia article on the Berlioz. It’s wonderful on its own but there was a bit of a narrative in his mind as he wrote it.
Mozart 40 and 41, all of the Beethoven, Tchaikovsky’s Pathetique. Berlioz Symphonie Fantastique is my all time favourite.
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Mozart 40 and 41, all of the Beethoven, Tchaikovsky’s Pathetique. Berlioz Symphonie Fantastique is my all time favourite.
The world needs more cute men in slutty little gym short shorts.
February 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The world needs more cute men in slutty little gym short shorts.
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console
(So many absolute babies on this quote post thread 🧓)
(So many absolute babies on this quote post thread 🧓)
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 AM
QTP with a gif of your first gaming console
(So many absolute babies on this quote post thread 🧓)
(So many absolute babies on this quote post thread 🧓)
Uh best Klingon
February 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Uh best Klingon
It looks good!
February 7, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It looks good!
No, that's fair.
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 AM
No, that's fair.
The people of Flopsville need you.
February 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
The people of Flopsville need you.
But but but Friday is my working in the office day.
But I might be the only person there.
Butt…
But I might be the only person there.
Butt…
Today, Friday 6 February, is (Inter?)National Working Naked Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/working...
Also, World Muay Thai Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/world-m...
And it’s happy 60th birthday to singer Rick Astley. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_As...
Also, World Muay Thai Day. www.daysoftheyear.com/days/world-m...
And it’s happy 60th birthday to singer Rick Astley. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_As...
National Working Naked Day
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February 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
But but but Friday is my working in the office day.
But I might be the only person there.
Butt…
But I might be the only person there.
Butt…