King of Spooky Tarts
@kingtart.bsky.social
Down with the monarchy
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
Up with really big tarts
Hella queer and 19+.
He/him/his
Photo by @dirediredocks.bsky.social
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Explain your username:
Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Got called a bitter 🚬 by homophobes a million times on Twitter, and decided to lean into it (gay bittertweets). Tweaked it and carried it over to be recognizable here.
Is fag
Explain your username:
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
Well, it’s simple. A watery spirit in a magical lake threw an enchanted tart at me and declared that if I find the spoon in the stone I’d become king of all that I saw. I found the spoon but I was looking at the tart she tossed at me, so all I got was a pastry crown.
CW: discussion of anti-queer extreme violence
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
CW: discussion of anti-queer extreme violence
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Andrew Craibe was a Salvation Army Major General and a garbage person.
www.theatlantic.com/internationa...
Had an absolute blast talking about sci fi and politics and comic books with super smart hot people.
Much discussion of Severance theories was had tonight 😌
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
Lovely to meet @betarayben.bsky.social and @kingtart.bsky.social finally! ❤️🥰
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Had an absolute blast talking about sci fi and politics and comic books with super smart hot people.
Xmas is coming.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Xmas is coming.
Goonnageddon
Fire Goon With Me
Frankengoon.
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Goonnageddon
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Age yourself with gaming 🎮
Finished Severance season 1 and holy cow it got me hooked.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Finished Severance season 1 and holy cow it got me hooked.
How do I explain to my dog, who is just the sweetest most wonderful thing in the world, that socks go on feet and not in her mouth?
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
How do I explain to my dog, who is just the sweetest most wonderful thing in the world, that socks go on feet and not in her mouth?
And only a few extra pieces!
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And only a few extra pieces!
That thing where you have slightly dissociated and then realize it’s because the people around you are talking about something deeply triggering and then the flight response kicks in so you hide in the bathroom and talk to bsky.
Hi skeeters.
Hi skeeters.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
That thing where you have slightly dissociated and then realize it’s because the people around you are talking about something deeply triggering and then the flight response kicks in so you hide in the bathroom and talk to bsky.
Hi skeeters.
Hi skeeters.
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Lynda Carter as WONDER WOMAN punched her first Nazi #OTD in 1975.
50 years later, she's still a hero to us all. 🇺🇸 #WonderWoman
50 years later, she's still a hero to us all. 🇺🇸 #WonderWoman
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Lynda Carter as WONDER WOMAN punched her first Nazi #OTD in 1975.
50 years later, she's still a hero to us all. 🇺🇸 #WonderWoman
50 years later, she's still a hero to us all. 🇺🇸 #WonderWoman
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The old brain bats were circling a bit today but this majestic queen helped me stave them off.
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The old brain bats were circling a bit today but this majestic queen helped me stave them off.
Best movie or BEST movie?
a woman wearing goggles drinks through a straw from a cup
ALT: a woman wearing goggles drinks through a straw from a cup
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Best movie or BEST movie?
This time change has really messed with my mind.
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This time change has really messed with my mind.
It’s like they decided there are too many people using the service a needed to make it unpalatable enough for people to leave.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s like they decided there are too many people using the service a needed to make it unpalatable enough for people to leave.
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Really wanna go back to playing Elden Ring and cozying up in a blanket instead of building software all day.
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Really wanna go back to playing Elden Ring and cozying up in a blanket instead of building software all day.
I’m a cozy King of Pumpkin Tarts.
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I’m a cozy King of Pumpkin Tarts.
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
October 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
This bookshop has its priorities right.
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This bookshop has its priorities right.
I’m in my happy place
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m in my happy place
Real Housewives of wherever
Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Ru Paul’s Drag Race
What’s a popular show that you’ve never seen a minute of? Mine is The Real World
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Real Housewives of wherever
Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Ru Paul’s Drag Race
Doing the math and uh I came out 30 years ago. That’s a twink’s lifetime ago!
October 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Doing the math and uh I came out 30 years ago. That’s a twink’s lifetime ago!
Hey. Psst. Hey there.
I’m gay. I hope you are too!
I’m gay. I hope you are too!
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hey. Psst. Hey there.
I’m gay. I hope you are too!
I’m gay. I hope you are too!
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
I just don’t understand how they gave up on Tylenol so quickly?
Ok hold on a minute. Someone is saying that circumcision causes autism?
What?!?
Like for really real?
Someone needs to explain me then.
#uncircumcised #probablyautistic
What?!?
Like for really real?
Someone needs to explain me then.
#uncircumcised #probablyautistic
October 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I just don’t understand how they gave up on Tylenol so quickly?