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What noise did dogs respond to before the sound of an opening refrigerator?
January 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
What noise did dogs respond to before the sound of an opening refrigerator?
The second ammendment to the Constitution of Australia enables the federal and state governments to enter financial agreements with each other.
I suspect that will help some of you out in arguments with overcooked relatives.
I suspect that will help some of you out in arguments with overcooked relatives.
December 15, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The second ammendment to the Constitution of Australia enables the federal and state governments to enter financial agreements with each other.
I suspect that will help some of you out in arguments with overcooked relatives.
I suspect that will help some of you out in arguments with overcooked relatives.
Whammed. Bugger.
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Whammed. Bugger.
So Piers Morgan seems like the reasonable one for a few minutes again?
I can never remember - does that mean it's time to change the smoke alarm battery or check the car tyre pressure?
I can never remember - does that mean it's time to change the smoke alarm battery or check the car tyre pressure?
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So Piers Morgan seems like the reasonable one for a few minutes again?
I can never remember - does that mean it's time to change the smoke alarm battery or check the car tyre pressure?
I can never remember - does that mean it's time to change the smoke alarm battery or check the car tyre pressure?
25 years since Americans finally chose to give their political parties colours and got it wrong.
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
25 years since Americans finally chose to give their political parties colours and got it wrong.
The Tott Crt Rd branch of a certain USian religion which, for my safety, shall remain nameless (yes, that one) was out doing a spot of recruiting today with young, pretty, vacant-eyed people and a couple of inflatable tube men. The inflatable tube men had a bit of a 'Elon Musk' salute vibe going on.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The Tott Crt Rd branch of a certain USian religion which, for my safety, shall remain nameless (yes, that one) was out doing a spot of recruiting today with young, pretty, vacant-eyed people and a couple of inflatable tube men. The inflatable tube men had a bit of a 'Elon Musk' salute vibe going on.
Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
Whoever decided this ready-meal "serves four" has a very unhealthy relationship with food.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Whoever decided this ready-meal "serves four" has a very unhealthy relationship with food.
Dead set legend, that kid. Total champ. Stuff the whingers.
Well placed googly eyes make all public art better.
Well placed googly eyes make all public art better.
Australian teen charged with sticking googly eyes on artwork
A local council said the repairs to the bright blue sculpture would be 'significant'.
www.bbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dead set legend, that kid. Total champ. Stuff the whingers.
Well placed googly eyes make all public art better.
Well placed googly eyes make all public art better.
Congratulations to the People's Democratic Republic of Lower Manhattan from the Socialist Worker's Paradise of North London.
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Congratulations to the People's Democratic Republic of Lower Manhattan from the Socialist Worker's Paradise of North London.
Good use of A.I. In Bluesky: filtering out any posts to do with American sports.
Alternative use: tagging anyone who posts excessively about baseball and filling their feeds with 5-day test cricket.
Alternative use: tagging anyone who posts excessively about baseball and filling their feeds with 5-day test cricket.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Good use of A.I. In Bluesky: filtering out any posts to do with American sports.
Alternative use: tagging anyone who posts excessively about baseball and filling their feeds with 5-day test cricket.
Alternative use: tagging anyone who posts excessively about baseball and filling their feeds with 5-day test cricket.
"Only the sort of anxiety that's diagnosed by trained psychiatrists will be cut," he said. "Anxiety caused by seeing people with significant levels of melanin wandering about the place is very serious and sufferers will receive full attention and sympathy from across politics and the media."
Reform proposes to cut Pip payments to people with anxiety
A spokeswoman for the mental health charity Mind said anxiety can have "a debilitating impact".
www.bbc.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Only the sort of anxiety that's diagnosed by trained psychiatrists will be cut," he said. "Anxiety caused by seeing people with significant levels of melanin wandering about the place is very serious and sufferers will receive full attention and sympathy from across politics and the media."
Sitting in the stands at Wembley watching the Australia/England league game.
I'm not a massive sport fan so I asked a few locals what that circle under 'England' means.
None of them seemed to know either.
I'm not a massive sport fan so I asked a few locals what that circle under 'England' means.
None of them seemed to know either.
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sitting in the stands at Wembley watching the Australia/England league game.
I'm not a massive sport fan so I asked a few locals what that circle under 'England' means.
None of them seemed to know either.
I'm not a massive sport fan so I asked a few locals what that circle under 'England' means.
None of them seemed to know either.
Strike, comrades! Refuse the local government their immoral funds! Especially next Tuesday when I'll be driving to the area.
Bromley: Parking staff vote to strike over 50p pay offer
Traffic wardens in Bromley are paid £12.21 an hour, less than the London Living Wage of £13.85.
www.bbc.com
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Strike, comrades! Refuse the local government their immoral funds! Especially next Tuesday when I'll be driving to the area.
The protests need Tactical Response Grannies.
1. confuse the fuck out of the fash.
2. look better on camera
3. old ladies have no shits to give
4. no one can make a tough guy cry like a nanna
Shit going down? Get Phyllis and Doreen to the front. Curlers in their hair and bricks in their handbags.
1. confuse the fuck out of the fash.
2. look better on camera
3. old ladies have no shits to give
4. no one can make a tough guy cry like a nanna
Shit going down? Get Phyllis and Doreen to the front. Curlers in their hair and bricks in their handbags.
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The protests need Tactical Response Grannies.
1. confuse the fuck out of the fash.
2. look better on camera
3. old ladies have no shits to give
4. no one can make a tough guy cry like a nanna
Shit going down? Get Phyllis and Doreen to the front. Curlers in their hair and bricks in their handbags.
1. confuse the fuck out of the fash.
2. look better on camera
3. old ladies have no shits to give
4. no one can make a tough guy cry like a nanna
Shit going down? Get Phyllis and Doreen to the front. Curlers in their hair and bricks in their handbags.
There's a real issue with Labour not listening. I mean properly listening.
"Migrants have taken the jobs" is a complaint about jobs, not migrants. "Migrants are flooding the NHS" is a complaint about healthcare access, not migrants. People know that things aren't great and want someone to blame.
"Migrants have taken the jobs" is a complaint about jobs, not migrants. "Migrants are flooding the NHS" is a complaint about healthcare access, not migrants. People know that things aren't great and want someone to blame.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
There's a real issue with Labour not listening. I mean properly listening.
"Migrants have taken the jobs" is a complaint about jobs, not migrants. "Migrants are flooding the NHS" is a complaint about healthcare access, not migrants. People know that things aren't great and want someone to blame.
"Migrants have taken the jobs" is a complaint about jobs, not migrants. "Migrants are flooding the NHS" is a complaint about healthcare access, not migrants. People know that things aren't great and want someone to blame.
"Mateusz Morawiecki, the former Polish prime minister, said: “Angela Merkel, with her thoughtless interview, proved that she is at the forefront of the most harmful German politicians to Europe in the last century.”"
I guess technically that other dude was Austrian.
I guess technically that other dude was Austrian.
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www.telegraph.co.uk
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
"Mateusz Morawiecki, the former Polish prime minister, said: “Angela Merkel, with her thoughtless interview, proved that she is at the forefront of the most harmful German politicians to Europe in the last century.”"
I guess technically that other dude was Austrian.
I guess technically that other dude was Austrian.
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We're going to the beautiful country of North Korea and it doesn't count as selling out! preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 AM
We're going to the beautiful country of North Korea and it doesn't count as selling out! preview.mailerlite.io/preview/4483...
Alfred The Great? Fucking Anglo-Saxon immigrant. Coming over here, taking jobs off proper Brythonic kings. Almost as bad as the Danes and Normans with their stupid names. Round them up and send them back where they came from, is what I say. Britain for the Brittonic! And maybe some of the Picts!
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Alfred The Great? Fucking Anglo-Saxon immigrant. Coming over here, taking jobs off proper Brythonic kings. Almost as bad as the Danes and Normans with their stupid names. Round them up and send them back where they came from, is what I say. Britain for the Brittonic! And maybe some of the Picts!
They say "if you lie down with dogs you'll wake up with fleas". My recent experience is that if you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up when they kick you in the balls while dreaming about chasing squirrels.
September 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They say "if you lie down with dogs you'll wake up with fleas". My recent experience is that if you lie down with dogs, you'll wake up when they kick you in the balls while dreaming about chasing squirrels.
Interesting move for a dude who has recently drawn attention to his own pen-based shenanigans. Pun intended.
Trump hangs autopen photo instead of Biden portrait in new presidential gallery
Latest snub is part of US president’s attempts to delegitimise his predecessor with unproven claims
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Interesting move for a dude who has recently drawn attention to his own pen-based shenanigans. Pun intended.
Americans, this does nothing to combat Australians' preconceptions about your intelligence.
Confused complaints to ABC Australia reveal anger over Jimmy Kimmel
The ABC has received hundreds of complaints about US talk show Jimmy Kimmel Live! being pulled off air and threats to boycott sponsors ... but that's the problem when two broadcasters from different c...
www.abc.net.au
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Americans, this does nothing to combat Australians' preconceptions about your intelligence.
So this old Italian song is evidence the shooter was a lefty... according to the people who oppose The Gay Agenda (tm) while dancing to YMCA, and create the Department of War while singing Born In The USA.
September 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So this old Italian song is evidence the shooter was a lefty... according to the people who oppose The Gay Agenda (tm) while dancing to YMCA, and create the Department of War while singing Born In The USA.
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I work in child protection at a relatively senior level.
Anyone who makes 'protecting women and children' such a core part of their outward facing identity but can't be bothered to get involved with agencies that do it properly is inherently suspicious.
Anyone who makes 'protecting women and children' such a core part of their outward facing identity but can't be bothered to get involved with agencies that do it properly is inherently suspicious.
Anti-migrant protester who 'wanted to protect children' is a paedo
Anti-migrant protester Anthony Styles, who amassed thousands of followers on his now inactive YouTube channel, AJ Audits, has been unmasked as a convicted paedophile.
www.dailymail.co.uk
September 9, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I work in child protection at a relatively senior level.
Anyone who makes 'protecting women and children' such a core part of their outward facing identity but can't be bothered to get involved with agencies that do it properly is inherently suspicious.
Anyone who makes 'protecting women and children' such a core part of their outward facing identity but can't be bothered to get involved with agencies that do it properly is inherently suspicious.