Ransom
kings-ransom.bsky.social
Ransom
@kings-ransom.bsky.social
33 | he/they | 🏳️‍⚧️ | sad cowboy cussin and making things
"balancing my hormones" by making a neat little stack of testosterone cypionate vials
June 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Just learned that my cousin makes self shaking soaking tables 😎
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I refuse to believe anyone actually uses flavored lube. This is the reality I choose to live in.
April 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Watching my partner get goosebumps while he's infodumping is incredibly sexy
March 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nothin will bum you out quite like the comments section on a porn vid
March 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don't let my cats out cuz I don't want bird flu. I don't let the cops in cuz I don't want swine flu.
March 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's 2025. You are not "today years old." Grow up.
March 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Reposted by Ransom
Every artist I know is really struggling right now. Financially, emotionally, their confidence, in general.

If you like an artist's work, support them any way you can. Buying their stuff or subscribing to their Patreon is great, but words of encouragement are also incredibly helpful.
February 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Romanticizing a dead angler fish might be my breaking point
February 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Mainlining ASMR by perching my cat on my shoulder and feeding him crunchy treats right by my ear
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The theme music beat drops. I put on the strap and turn my hat backwards as the camera revolves and I strike a hero pose & peace sign
February 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What's a word for like...sad horny
February 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Road rage but I'm Arthur Morgan choosing the "antagonize" interaction at other drivers:
January 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
weed, don't fail me now
December 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
My partner has transitioned into a gender-escapee tall bald The Ordinary&Korean skincare routine mapped out in calendar beauty.

I have transitioned into a gummi bear bottle of 3-in-one human hoodie
December 27, 2024 at 7:04 PM
My cat just stole my lighter and now he's cooler than me
December 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
"use unsalted butter in your baking to control the amount of salt in your bakes" absolutely NOT. I have no command of the sodium. It is a force of nature like the tides. Dictated by the position of the moon.
December 12, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Reposted by Ransom
There has never been a time without unicorns.
We are as old as the sky,
old as the moon.

We do not vanish. 🏳️‍⚧️

#art
October 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM