"balancing my hormones" by making a neat little stack of testosterone cypionate vials

Just learned that my cousin makes self shaking soaking tables 😎

I refuse to believe anyone actually uses flavored lube. This is the reality I choose to live in.

Watching my partner get goosebumps while he's infodumping is incredibly sexy

Nothin will bum you out quite like the comments section on a porn vid

I don't let my cats out cuz I don't want bird flu. I don't let the cops in cuz I don't want swine flu.

It's 2025. You are not "today years old." Grow up.

Every artist I know is really struggling right now. Financially, emotionally, their confidence, in general.

If you like an artist's work, support them any way you can. Buying their stuff or subscribing to their Patreon is great, but words of encouragement are also incredibly helpful.

Romanticizing a dead angler fish might be my breaking point

Mainlining ASMR by perching my cat on my shoulder and feeding him crunchy treats right by my ear

The theme music beat drops. I put on the strap and turn my hat backwards as the camera revolves and I strike a hero pose & peace sign

What's a word for like...sad horny

Road rage but I'm Arthur Morgan choosing the "antagonize" interaction at other drivers:

weed, don't fail me now

My partner has transitioned into a gender-escapee tall bald The Ordinary&Korean skincare routine mapped out in calendar beauty.

I have transitioned into a gummi bear bottle of 3-in-one human hoodie

My cat just stole my lighter and now he's cooler than me

"use unsalted butter in your baking to control the amount of salt in your bakes" absolutely NOT. I have no command of the sodium. It is a force of nature like the tides. Dictated by the position of the moon.

There has never been a time without unicorns.
We are as old as the sky,
old as the moon.

We do not vanish. 🏳️‍⚧️

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