Darth Sadious
@kingonope.bsky.social
"I am the distance between what I once was, and what I could be"
I KNEW I had a good reason to Distrust Onions.
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I KNEW I had a good reason to Distrust Onions.
Spiders On Drugs is an all time classic
October 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Spiders On Drugs is an all time classic
Theory: the rise of the 4th person verb usage "chat" has primed an entire species of creature to see an amorphous blob as a person, and it will lead to our downfall.
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Theory: the rise of the 4th person verb usage "chat" has primed an entire species of creature to see an amorphous blob as a person, and it will lead to our downfall.
I never asked for or wanted AI, I just forgot to type in -ai, but this shit IS kinda funny:
October 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I never asked for or wanted AI, I just forgot to type in -ai, but this shit IS kinda funny:
Unsolicited lick pic
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Unsolicited lick pic
Wash potatoes, coat in oil and seasonings of choice. Air fry 50 min 400F. Flip halfway thru. Carve out an oval on top of the potatoes and scoop out the inside, putting in a bowl. Mash the innards with butter, sour cream, and seasonings of choice. Scoop back into potato skins. Top with leftover chili
October 5, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Wash potatoes, coat in oil and seasonings of choice. Air fry 50 min 400F. Flip halfway thru. Carve out an oval on top of the potatoes and scoop out the inside, putting in a bowl. Mash the innards with butter, sour cream, and seasonings of choice. Scoop back into potato skins. Top with leftover chili
Once again reminding you that if you put in pretty much any crescent roll as a whole roll in at 375 for 27 minutes you just get a loaf of bread like a fuckin video game cooking recipe
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Once again reminding you that if you put in pretty much any crescent roll as a whole roll in at 375 for 27 minutes you just get a loaf of bread like a fuckin video game cooking recipe
I'm sorry, have I started hallucinating, or is this an official Dwight Schrute Magic The Gathering crossover in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five????
September 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm sorry, have I started hallucinating, or is this an official Dwight Schrute Magic The Gathering crossover in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty five????
If you think getting an air fryer makes you feel like a Competent Adult, just wait until you get yourself an impact wrench and do a brake job in a quarter of the time!!
September 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you think getting an air fryer makes you feel like a Competent Adult, just wait until you get yourself an impact wrench and do a brake job in a quarter of the time!!
Fuck it, let's just make outside shoes into inside shoes
September 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Fuck it, let's just make outside shoes into inside shoes
My wife wanted another loaf so you get to see what 27 minutes of name brand looks like
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My wife wanted another loaf so you get to see what 27 minutes of name brand looks like
Is this what you people want from me????
September 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Is this what you people want from me????
Fun Fact: if you don't take apart the crescent roll tube you can just make a fuckin loaf of bread lol
September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fun Fact: if you don't take apart the crescent roll tube you can just make a fuckin loaf of bread lol
GOP lovers everywhere rn:
September 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
GOP lovers everywhere rn:
If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not dracula
September 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If you see this, repost with a vampire that's not dracula